The wife is cone

Today the wife is gone and i wanted some fun. first i dushed my ass so it was nice and clean. Second i dressed up completely like a woman, Blouse, skirt, stockings, garter, and a teddy. i took a few pics and then went out for a drive. i took a short walk in the park too. when i got home i took the dress off and peed in the dush bottle until it was full and pumped my own pee up my ass, it was warm and felt so exciting. i went out to the garage, lubed up my ass and shoved a shovel handle into my ass as far as i could. you could see my belly move in and out as i fucked myself. then i came here to my computer and stuck a rod into my penis as far as i could. i have to cum now but i intend standing on my head later and peeing on myself.