Cucumber LOVE

She was sent into the back to get a box of cucumbers to restock. It was close to her break and she looked forward to sitting down. The cash had been hard but this physical work was much harder. She got into the back and relaxed in the cool of the chiller. The box she needed was ripped so she spent a few minutes as she picked up the cucumbers that had spilled out. Whether she was tired or not, the last cucumber had a special feel in her hand. It was smooth and had a good girth. It was cool but the length... She found it gripped in both her hands when she came back from her daydream.

Oh, it was a good size.

A filling size.

Mmmmmm.

"Darla, you got those cucumbers yet?"

Chucks voice snapped her out of her reverie.

"Yeah, the box was ripped and spilled so I had to pick some up. Be there in a second."

It was hard to put that cucumber back into the box. It just felt so good in her hands. She knew where else it would...

"Make sure you bag up the ones that fell. You can take the bruised ones home at the end of the shift."

"Okay, Chuck."

She knew which one was coming home for sure. The rest of the shift passed with little excitement or challenge. Bring fruit and veg out when the bins are empty and repeat through the day. In and out of the back room regularly, she looked at her bag of cucumbers and smiled. John and Chuck were complimentary of her work and effort since the change and sent her off with a smile before her day off. She just made the bus for the short ride home and clutched the cucumbers close. These would make for a great salad tonight.

She walked in to the sounds of sex. She could hear someone grunt from the bedroom as she closed the door. The long, high pitched squeal made her jump as someone orgasmed wildly in her bedroom. She opened the door and was surprised to see her boyfriend and love of her life buried deep in the landlord's wife. Her feet were over his shoulder and he had her pinned to the bed as he pumped her hard and fast. She screamed like she had never got such a good cock and tensed her legs. Darla let him pump away until he sounded like he was close then slammed the door. He jumped up just as he started to cum so sprayed his cum onto the sheets and floor as he stood there.

"What. The. Fuck?"

The landlord's wife started to gather her clothing as Darla's phone caught all the action from squeal onward. Her boyfriend just looked at her, grabbed his pants and shirt, and scuttled out of the apartment. The landlord's wife, Shelly, just looked at her as she felt around for her clothing.

"Darla, I can explain..."

"Shut up, Shelly, you bitch. I will be in touch with you soon enough. Understand? Until then, don't say a fucking word to anyone."

Shelly nodded as she found her panties, pulled them on inside out and backwards, found her yoga pants and almost fell over as she put them on, and grabbed her top but got that on properly.

"I..."

"Not. One. Fucking. Word."

Shelly slipped out the door and down to the main floor apartment she shared with her aged husband.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck."

The best three months of her life gone like that. The man she thought she would marry and have kids with. The man who would provide for her. Gone. More importantly, that big, fat cock that opened her so much when they fucked like rabbits. Fuck.

"What the actual fuck."

She picked up the covers from the floor and pulled the sheet off. He'd blown a good load for sure. One that she wouldn't get tonight. He'd fucked the old scrag instead of her. There wasn't even a discount on rent for her despite the action. She wiped up the rest of the spooge from the floor and sat down heavily onto the couch. She still had her phone with her and couldn't resist. She pressed play and watched the small screen. Shelly looked pretty good under her ex, that's for sure. He gave her a good fuck, too. Not as good as their fucks usually were but pretty good. With the anger gone, she was surprised to find she was sort of turned on. She liked the feel of the power she had, the strength in voice, the command. As she re-watched it, each shout made her feel better.

She got up to get a drink of water and think about something to eat when she noticed the bag of cucumbers that came home with her. She picked it up and took it over to the counter. Her top choice of cucumbers was the top one in the bag. She pulled it out and found it had warmed considerably on the way home. It felt firm and pliable. It felt good in her hand. Really, really good. She washed it and the other vegetables. Despite all that happened, she found herself focused on it.

She wanted to hold it...

She picked it up and wrapped her fingers around as much as she could. Much bigger than her ex's penis, that's for sure and he had a hog. Longer, thicker, harder. And in her hand. One hand went to her breast and squeezed her breast and nipple through the bra cup. Ooooohhhhh. That was nice. She rubbed the cucumber on her breast and jutted nipple, too. Mmmmmm.

She checked the door deadbolt and threw the latch across. The shirt went first, then the bra, then the yoga pants, and then the panties. The cucumber was warm to her touch and with all the contact, seemed as warm as her own flesh. She gave the tip a little kiss and caught herself in a wicked smile. She parted her lips and sucked in the top of the cucumber getting a couple of inches into her mouth. Her skilled tongue licked the head. She realized that she was wet down there so let her hand reach down as the other one held the cucumber in position to suck on. She was very, very wet.

She lay on the couch as she watched the video and sucked on the cucumber. She was about a quarter of the way down and in a good rhythm when the pleasure between her legs began to grow.

"Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

The orgasm came fast and hard and almost in time with Shelly's on screen squeal. She wasn't going to let that whore have the best orgasm in her apartment that day so the cucumber found it's way to her slit and pushed against her lips. She pushed it in and relaxed herself as she slipped it in. It was big and girthy and opened her. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

She chucked her phone on the coffee table and put a leg up on the back of the couch. She spread herself nice and wide to allow more of the cucumber to slip in. From a quarter to a half to three quarters, she was beside herself with excitement and pleasure. With both hands on the exposed end, she pumped away with the cucumber till a fiery orgasm engulfed her completely.

She woke to a feeling of fullness and found most of the cucumber still inside her. As she slid it out, the feelings reawakened and caused her to tremble. She had just had two or more of the best orgasms of her life with a vegetable. It had done what no man had done before.

***

The next shift was a weekday so it was much quieter. John was off so it was just Darla in the back doing stock. Her ex hadn't called or come by so that was that, the fucker just blew. Shelly had tried to come by but Darla didn't open the door to her knock. Work was her refuge and she made the most of the back. After a mid morning restock, she was in the back. The new boxes had arrived so she peeked in.

Zucchinis!

Chuck had come by earlier to say that she was on her own but left his cell number if she needed anything. She knew most of the routine already so that was fine. She found a spot to sit down in the back for a break but was drawn back to the box of zucchini. These were much thicker than the cucumbers and felt good in her hand. Thick and pliable. Mmmmmm.

She went out and did a sweep of all the bins she had to stock. Some plums and nectarines needed a top up so she did that. The rest was good to go. She headed into the back. The box of zucchinis was still there open. She pulled out a few and checked them out. One felt just right in her two hands. She rubbed it against her apron and her breasts. Mmmmm, that did feel good. She went over to the work sink and ran the hot water into a bucket. The zucchini went in as it filled. She let it sit in there while she checked the produce once again. Other than a few bags of carrots, there was nothing to replace. She went into the back again.

The zucchini was warm and flexible to the touch. It was big and thick and Darla wondered if it would be possible. Only way to find out was to try it. She was wet when she snaked her hand down her yoga pants. She frigged herself for a bit and knew she was as ready as she could be. Her pussy was well used before the shift with the cucumbers so this might not be as hard as she thought.

She slipped her pants and panties down and used the milk crate to steady the end of the zucchini upright. She squatted over it and pushed it up against her lips. It felt much larger than the cucumber but she let her weight down and it started to push in.

"Mmmmmmm."

It popped in quickly.

"Fuckfuckfuck fuck."

She quickly had a quarter of it in her, warm, firm, and filled. A bit more of a drop and she was completely full.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck."

She had to bite down on her hand to keep from screaming out as she bounced lightly on her feet.

"Darla, we got any of those fancy potatoes?"

Tammy, one of the older bakery women was at the door to shout at her. With a start, Darla clenched on the zucchini to push it out, left it on the floor, stood up, and pulled up her panties and pants. She brought her ragged breath under control quickly. She walked over to the potato area, grabbed a bag of the expensive but tasty little potatoes and gave them to the customer. She walked back in and pitched the zucchini into the scraps bin. That was far too close. The day went by quickly and soon it was time for her to leave. Chuck stopped by to check on things and found everything ship shape.

"Darla, you did a great job on this. Feel free to grab a bagful of produce if you want to take some home. I bet you know all about vegetables now and know what you like."

She blushed at that and thanked him. She selected a few cucumbers, a couple of zucchinis, and found the squashes over in the corner. They had come in the day before but they hadn't put them out yet. Crookneck and butternut sounded like fun and looked even more fun. To make it look less phallic, she grabbed some potatoes and some tomatoes, too.

"I'll do some soup with these, Chuck. Thanks so much for this. I do love my vegetable."

She clutched the bag as she walked out to the bus. It was quiet and she was lost in her thoughts of what these would feel like inside her. The pure excitement of these vegetables made her breathe hard and fast. By the time the bus dropped her by the apartment, she was close to hyperventilating. Never did she think something would turn her on so much. But here she was with a bag of pleasures.

She showered up and latched the door. The vegetables she washed in the sink and dried them off while running her fingers over them. They were nice and warm now. At home, she could simply walk naked in the apartment and she did so. She put each vegetable to her lips and kissed it lightly. It was going to be a fun evening. With the lights on, she prepared the couch with a few towels for any mess and put the lube close by so it was easy to grab.

The cucumber was first as warm up. After today's play in the back of the store and her excitement, the lubed veg slid right in as she lowered her weight down after she knelt on the couch over it. Head thrown back, she bit her lip while she rotated her hips to work it around. She reached down to find her clit engorged and when she touched it, it throbbed under her fingers. Waves of pleasure surged through her body as she rubbed. She started to move up and down slowly while thinking of the pleasure her big cocked ex brought her over the last few months. This cucumber was about his size and it always brought her joy. However, there were other options now.

Twenty minutes later and right on the edge of orgasm, she slipped off to control herself. She could see the edge but she didn't plan to trip off just yet. She went over and got a glass of water and mirrored her phone to the small TV so she could watch her ex and that old bitch Shelly fuck. Well, even if she was old, she still looked pretty good. Still a bitch for the fuck she gave her ex though.

With the video on loop she knelt on the couch, lubed the zucchini and dropped down onto it just as her ex stuck Shelly hard with his meat when he was horned up. Like Shelly, Darla came hard watching her ex blow his cum all over the place. It had taken one stroke with the zucchini to bring her to orgasm and as she shudder and shook, the sounds of Shelly mixed with her own. She ground down on the veg and forced herself deeper into the orgasm. Usually she'd have hopped off and lay beside her man as the sensations were too great but she pushed and pushed until she found herself laid out on the couch with Shelly's moans on the TV some time later. She'd passed out with the veg in her and she slowly took it out. Inch after inch slid out and by the time it was fully out, she was hotter than ever.

There were a couple of other veggies there for play. The crookneck squash was the next larger one with a large head and bulbous shaft that would make a bull blush. She tried it for girth and had to use both hands to span the distance around. Her juices flowed as she thought about this. Her ex was already a large man as men went, should she push for this?

The answer was yes.

As she rubbed the lube onto herself, the pleasure built and she orgasmed lightly. When she lubed the knob of the squash though, her head pounded in excitement. This wasn't man sized, this was so much more. She knelt over it and pressed it up against her lips. It felt right but it felt like she had a ball between her legs. She rotated her hips as she had for the zucchini but unlike that green cucumber, this yellow one didn't go in. It stretched her a bit but didn't pass. She adjusted her angles and tried again. A bit more but there was still resistance. She focused on the video and watched Shelly's face as her ex fucked her. As she bounced on the tip, she came slightly and relaxed.

That did it.

It slipped in.

Darla saw stars.

***

She came to again with the squash beside her. That was the most orgasmic orgasm she could have ever orgasmed in her life. She could still feel the stretch in her pussy. It looked like about two inches of the squash went in based on the lube pattern on the vegetable. She shuddered to think what half or more would do next.

Darla prepared the gourd for more action. Extra lube on it and in herself, good positioning, and Shelly fucked like a whore on the video. She bumped it up to her nether lips, bit her top lip, and pushed down. It wasn't perfectly aligned but moved into her groove and locked in place. With her hands on the back of the couch to steady herself and her knees on the double towels, she let her weight slip down. There was resistance then she started to open quicker than expected. The pleasure and pain were equal as she kept the downward pressure up. Slowly it slid into her. Slowly she slid down the squash. This is what birth must feel like...

The head of the squash was fully in her and she was drooling and oohing as it opened her. Nothing compared to this. Her ex felt like a pinky finger now. It was a bit easier as the shaft of the squash reduced so it slipped in faster. In a few moments, she felt it bump into the end of her love tunnel. This caused a wave of orgasm so strong, she shook and shuddered for five minutes straight. This was exacerbated by the fact that she couldn't pull it out without black out. Once she became accustomed to the size, she tried squeezing her pussy on it. This also brought her to immediate orgasm. She settled for a slow rock of her hips up and down with small motions of the squash keeping her cumming over and over again. Darla tried and squeezed her nipples hard to bring on a final orgasm before she would try to remove the zucchini.

She couldn't move fast lest she pass out but she had to get it out to calm her overloaded senses. Each move brought new shudders of pleasure. Finally she managed to get higher on her knees to reach down to pull the veg out. Inch by inch it brought her to the very edge of consciousness and the final tug to pull the larger head out had a wail out of her. It stretched her lips more and more and more and pulled them away from her body until... It popped out suddenly and brought a moaned scream from her lips as well as a body orgasm that made her shudder for twenty minutes or more. She really didn't know what it was as she was somewhere else.

She wasn't sure how many orgasms she had from that squash but she did know these were the best she ever had in her life. He ex was gone, she found a new pleasure, and she was ready for more. She padded over to the kitchen to clean up both vegetables. As she did, she contemplated the butternut squash as it jutted from the counter. There was no way she was on that tonight but it was a new challenge for sure. She stood there in the middle of the kitchen and living room naked as she contemplated life. The video of Shelly and her ex continued to loop endlessly on the screen. As the lube and her own juices leaked down her leg, she had only one though.

"That's right, bitch, I'm going to teach you a lesson. One you won't forget."