Golfing reach around

Back here again, lol.
6 mates for a golfing weekend in Portugal. All the usual crew.
Sharing a room with my wank buddy and again we both went away I’m sure without the intention of making each other cum but hey shit happens.
We arrived, dropped our bags in reception and headed off for a round of golf. We all played great and were buoyed up by smashing it and looking forward to the next round tomorrow. We hit the clubhouse bar and sat there drinking for a few hours before checking in and getting ready to go out. That’s where we were stitched up. Checked in, all normal. A couple of amusing looks from the check in staff but we didn’t think anything of it until we got to our room. A double bed with towels shaped into a heart and a bottle of fizz ‘congrats on your anniversary’. Fuckers.
We both said, wtf either they’ve fucked up or we’ve been stitched. We shot down to reception. Explained but were told they couldn’t do anything until tomorrow. FFS. Fine we’ll make do.
we showered and got changed and met in reception…. You bastards! They had no idea about what had gone e previously and just thought it was funny.
The night was its usual debauched affair, dinner, beers, bar, strip club.