Your Feathered friend by davefx

I wish I were a bird so that I could fly
You may see me take wing to soar upon high
Riding air currents, upward I'd sail
With the sun in my face and the wind at my tail
Closer to heaven in hopes I may find
The strength to forgive to obtain peace of mind
On second thought, fuck that . . .
I'd fly low and search to and fro
for roadkill, corpses and carrion
On all of these I would feed until struck with the urge and filled with the need
Then, across the horizon swift wing beats would lead me to perch in that tree just outside your homestead
Then, when you came out
I'd shit it all out all over your head
Tweet, tweet mother fucker