The Story of "Mesbian's [ Fiction]

I used to think I was "Straight", for over 50 years. Last weekend I was at a Vietnam Veterans reunion, maybe 6,000 Vets. I left the group of Vets that I was with and headed back to my vehicle. A nice looking gal crosses paths with me and I said " Hi ", she stopped,turned around and yelled "HEY" real loud. So I went to her ( about 5 steps ). She starts out with "It won't do you any good to try and pick me up, I'm a Lesbian, all I like is pussy,eating pussy and playing with pussy, think about it all day, "So, leave me alone" and she walked away.

A man's "Thought Process", will make him think ( breifly) about sex, something like 20 times an hour.throughout most of the day.

I went back to the Vets group I was with, told them what happened, then I said that, "After all these years, I always considered myself as Straight".
I think about sex all day, almost obsesive. I think about pussy, tits, looks, and the body, you name it ! Most everyone there agreed.

So now I'm thinking,

"Cool", I'm a Lesbian. I've always envied them.

********* NONE of This is TRUE ! ***********

It was part of a story I heard.
But, I couldn't get it off my mind, Thought long and hard about it, still do, and am not sure about what "Lesbian" says now.
On one hand, I feel I certainally qualify, but not as a 'Lesbian"

"What"
A new Social Standing ???.

Maybe,male lesbians,should might be called,

"MESBIANS"

Just some wierdness, OK