A Case of the Ex
It's 11:50 P.M. on a Wednesday night, I'm sipping on a glass of Pinot Noir and continuing to not give a flying rat's ass about the world.
Why am I in such a bad mood?
It all started when I was at the supermarket getting some stuff for dinner. I ave this horrible habit of watching the cooking channel and feeling like Emeril Lagasse himself. So as I'm walking through the aisles, pushing my buggy full of ingredients, I happen to hear someone calling my name. I turn around, regretting that I didn't recognize the voice, of all people it had to be my ex Corey...
I dated Corey for about two years, and fell madly in love with him. The only guy that I was actually in love with... until a couple of weeks before our one-year anniversary, I found out he cheated on me. I heard rumors at first and didn't want to jump on it without any evidence against him. However I was on alert, looking for any kind of suspicious behavior. One night we were at his place, he was in the bathroom and I was sitting on the couch, flipping through channels, when I happen to hear a buzz. At first I thought it was my phone. Nope. I didn't see a phone anywhere. When it buzzed again, I checked the couch. His phone slipped between the cushions. I picked it up
Now, I'm not the nosy girlfriend, your business is your business. All I ask though is that you be loyal and honest. If you wanna hang out with the guys, then by all means, don't let me stop you, because I know I'll have my time later.
So, I'm holding the phone, and it buzzes again, I push a button and on the screen I see one of those little envelope symbols and on the status bar screen 'Message from NiNi' (The fool didn't even have the sense to put her under a fake name) Curious, I opened the phone and looked at the message and I will never forget the words: 'U want dis pussy right bae?? ;)' By now, my fears had come true and the anger was starting to set in. I watched the bathroom door and went through the messages. He was talking to this girl for weeks. This bitch name 'NiNi'. I go to the pictures to see if she was in them....
....Words cannot express how furious I was when I found her picture. To make things worse, 'NiNi' was actually my cousin, Nia, the ho of the family. I stared at her picture, her standing in from of a mirror, in only her underwear. I saw a tab for videos and opened it, played the first video and it was him fucking some girl's ass (and it wasn't mine. Anger was running through veins.
The bathroom door opened and before he could get a word out, I was yelling to the top of my lungs, screaming out obscenities that would make a sailor blush. I shoved the phone in his face, and screamed to the top of my lungs that it was over, that he was a piece of shit and I wanted nothing to do with him. Of course he gave me the whole 'What are you talking about? We never fucked.' Bullshit. I didn't even let him explain his self before I was in my car and on the way to my cousin's house to beat her ass (the hood was coming out of me, overshadowing the sweet side ^_^)
It felt like I got there in two minutes (I was speeding) I ran up the steps and began to beat on the door. My aunt came out and- I still feel sorry to this day that I was so rude- I moved past her, looking for Nia, who was in the kitchen. Without thinking, I threw a punch (luckily it connected, seeing how this was my first fight ever). Before I knew it we were both on the floor and I was on top hitting her, until my uncle pulled me off and asked what the hell was going on. I asked her if she was having an affair with Corey, and of course she acted like she didn't know. That's when I got even angrier and lunged at her again, only to be stopped by my uncle again. After more arguing, she finally admitted it, in which it made me try to attack her again.
I could not believe that this was happening to me. I felt like I did everything right as a girlfriend. Gave him his space when he needed it, got along with his friends and his parents. Cooked for him. Gave him good lovin' on the regular. I was loyal. Made him laugh and laughed at his corny jokes. Bought him stuff. (I know what you're saying- I was too good of a girlfriend) I did all these things and yet he cheated on me... with a known ho (like everybody knew she was easy).
It took me a long time to get over it, and for weeks I didn't speak to Corey, despite him calling me everyday, leaving messages of how sorry and an asshole he was. Sending flowers, teddy bears, etc. Of course I burned them as soon as I got them. Finally he wore me down and persuaded me to meet with him to talk.
After talking for what seemed like hours, he asked for another chance. I told him no at first, but after a while, I agreed to give him another chance (I was so stupid then)
We dated for a couple of more months until finally I ended things due to me still having doubts about him.
Anyway, fast forward to the present ^_^
'It's good to see you', he said and came up to hug me, which was the weirdest hug I ever had in my entire life. We talked for a bit and things were all right until he asked me how I was doing. A million answers ran through my head. 'I'm fine, but seeing you just makes me want to take these two lemons in my buggy and squeeze them in your eyes and then beat you with the lemons....' But before I answered, my phone buzzed. It was Josh's ringtone... and I could swear a smile came to my face. Then I said 'I've been good.'.... and I have. :)
Why am I in such a bad mood?
It all started when I was at the supermarket getting some stuff for dinner. I ave this horrible habit of watching the cooking channel and feeling like Emeril Lagasse himself. So as I'm walking through the aisles, pushing my buggy full of ingredients, I happen to hear someone calling my name. I turn around, regretting that I didn't recognize the voice, of all people it had to be my ex Corey...
I dated Corey for about two years, and fell madly in love with him. The only guy that I was actually in love with... until a couple of weeks before our one-year anniversary, I found out he cheated on me. I heard rumors at first and didn't want to jump on it without any evidence against him. However I was on alert, looking for any kind of suspicious behavior. One night we were at his place, he was in the bathroom and I was sitting on the couch, flipping through channels, when I happen to hear a buzz. At first I thought it was my phone. Nope. I didn't see a phone anywhere. When it buzzed again, I checked the couch. His phone slipped between the cushions. I picked it up
Now, I'm not the nosy girlfriend, your business is your business. All I ask though is that you be loyal and honest. If you wanna hang out with the guys, then by all means, don't let me stop you, because I know I'll have my time later.
So, I'm holding the phone, and it buzzes again, I push a button and on the screen I see one of those little envelope symbols and on the status bar screen 'Message from NiNi' (The fool didn't even have the sense to put her under a fake name) Curious, I opened the phone and looked at the message and I will never forget the words: 'U want dis pussy right bae?? ;)' By now, my fears had come true and the anger was starting to set in. I watched the bathroom door and went through the messages. He was talking to this girl for weeks. This bitch name 'NiNi'. I go to the pictures to see if she was in them....
....Words cannot express how furious I was when I found her picture. To make things worse, 'NiNi' was actually my cousin, Nia, the ho of the family. I stared at her picture, her standing in from of a mirror, in only her underwear. I saw a tab for videos and opened it, played the first video and it was him fucking some girl's ass (and it wasn't mine. Anger was running through veins.
The bathroom door opened and before he could get a word out, I was yelling to the top of my lungs, screaming out obscenities that would make a sailor blush. I shoved the phone in his face, and screamed to the top of my lungs that it was over, that he was a piece of shit and I wanted nothing to do with him. Of course he gave me the whole 'What are you talking about? We never fucked.' Bullshit. I didn't even let him explain his self before I was in my car and on the way to my cousin's house to beat her ass (the hood was coming out of me, overshadowing the sweet side ^_^)
It felt like I got there in two minutes (I was speeding) I ran up the steps and began to beat on the door. My aunt came out and- I still feel sorry to this day that I was so rude- I moved past her, looking for Nia, who was in the kitchen. Without thinking, I threw a punch (luckily it connected, seeing how this was my first fight ever). Before I knew it we were both on the floor and I was on top hitting her, until my uncle pulled me off and asked what the hell was going on. I asked her if she was having an affair with Corey, and of course she acted like she didn't know. That's when I got even angrier and lunged at her again, only to be stopped by my uncle again. After more arguing, she finally admitted it, in which it made me try to attack her again.
I could not believe that this was happening to me. I felt like I did everything right as a girlfriend. Gave him his space when he needed it, got along with his friends and his parents. Cooked for him. Gave him good lovin' on the regular. I was loyal. Made him laugh and laughed at his corny jokes. Bought him stuff. (I know what you're saying- I was too good of a girlfriend) I did all these things and yet he cheated on me... with a known ho (like everybody knew she was easy).
It took me a long time to get over it, and for weeks I didn't speak to Corey, despite him calling me everyday, leaving messages of how sorry and an asshole he was. Sending flowers, teddy bears, etc. Of course I burned them as soon as I got them. Finally he wore me down and persuaded me to meet with him to talk.
After talking for what seemed like hours, he asked for another chance. I told him no at first, but after a while, I agreed to give him another chance (I was so stupid then)
We dated for a couple of more months until finally I ended things due to me still having doubts about him.
Anyway, fast forward to the present ^_^
'It's good to see you', he said and came up to hug me, which was the weirdest hug I ever had in my entire life. We talked for a bit and things were all right until he asked me how I was doing. A million answers ran through my head. 'I'm fine, but seeing you just makes me want to take these two lemons in my buggy and squeeze them in your eyes and then beat you with the lemons....' But before I answered, my phone buzzed. It was Josh's ringtone... and I could swear a smile came to my face. Then I said 'I've been good.'.... and I have. :)
13年前
