Things i,d like to see in a porn scene

the following things are things i,d like to see in a porn scene that i,ve not seen yet. (some of this stuff will never happen mind you, but a man can dream.)

a simultaneous creampie in both holes.
devon michaels doing DP.
lisa ann as serra paylin doing DP.
a court room orgy.
a end to all the bad tv show and movie porn parodies.
more one black cock/one white cock porn.
sarah louise young doing double anal and/or creampie.
a bachelorette being dped at her bachelorette party in front of her girlfriends.
a elisabeth hasselbeck porn parody of her being gangbanged by 5 big black cocks.
a claire huxtable porn parody where she gets dped. (shes the mom and needs to be pampered and she has to look like claire, not monica foster.)
a threesome with some hot chick, chris charming and shane diesel.
no more degrading women in scenes (no licking toliet seats, no slapping and pulling hair, no choking, no rimming. porn is a celebration of human sexuality.)
a stephanie mcmahon porn parody. (same as claire, she has to look like 2001-2003 stephanie.)
a kimberly page sex tape.
DP is like cowbell, you can never have enough. so fuck that tight pussy and fuck that sweet ass.
i want more women who love sex, not the money. money is just icing on the cake. the sex should be a enjoyment.
i want more creamy cumshots, not a little blip. give the lady want she wants and plaster that princesses face. (keep it out of her hair and eyes though.)

i know i,ll think of something else after i print this. but this is what comes to mind for now. porn to me is like anything else. go hard or go home.

peace.
the sunshine of new mexico