Pj's rules to live by

pj's rules to live by

1. be honest with the ones you love ... to hell with the rest.

2. treat people nicely ... till they piss you off.

3. be happy when someone wants to fuck your wife / husband ... if no one wanted to fuck them , would you?

4. never argue with a fool over the internet ... to the casual observer, it's impossible to tell the difference.

5. never piss into the wind ... it just splatters all over you.

6. wash yo ass ! ... enough said.

7. variety is the spice of life ... in all things.

8. make sure the people you love know you love them ... you never know when you'll not have the opportunity to tell them.

9. an occasional fling can put a spark in an old relationship ... either that or a cattle prod will.

10. masturbating is good for your health when you cannot fuck someone that day ... let's face it, it's the only exercise some of us get.

11. the only way to determine if you like redheads, blondes or brunettes best is to have one of each ... you never know what flavor is best if you don't ever

have at least one lick ... of each.

12. you only live once ... don't fuck it up.

13. life is like sex ... if it's not fun, you ain't doin' it right.

14. if your hubby/wife annoys you when they talk ... put something in there to shut them up!


this is going to be a living blog, new rules will be added all the time,
have some you want added, send them to me.