The question.

Answer this question right and I just might invite you to hang out with me and my wife.
I mean if you and I were hanging out drinking and talking guy stuff. Then I figure you're a cool enough guy so I pull up pictures of some of my wife's exploits.
And you asked me how i got the pictures? Then I told you I took the pictures myself , it's just kind of my thing. Just like what my wife is doing in the pictures is kind of her thing .
After a short time the pictures go way and we continue drinking and talking guy stuff. Then my wife comes home, what do you do. Please be descriptive.