Where is the Innovation in US Porn
It is time to recognize that the US is falling behind in the production of hot new porn. Yes, the shoots are technically good. Yes, we have high definition (HD) cameras. Yes, we have some pretty, young women. Nevertheless, we are losing the creativity battle with the Japanese!
Japanese producers are ahead of the US in developing new ways to showcase their 'oralists.' Not only are the gokkun girls effective at containing semen with their hands and swallowing it but the screenplays are inventive. They have given us newsreaders who swallow and screw on camera, time stopping, unlimited license to fuck and more. These are examples of ‘out of the box creativity’ that should lead the way for our producers to emulate. Perhaps we need an Al Yankovic of porn.
The industry dearly needs to reinvent itself. We are falling into a rut. As Sarah Blake said some time ago: “. . . it’s just three positions and a pop.” That is her stated reason for moving to BDSM. Now I am not saying that BDSM is necessarily the answer either. Just look at the explosion of copycat books trying to cash in on the Fifty Shades . . . thing.
What I am suggesting is more incongruity in our porn. Let us have screenplays that turn reality on its head. Porn is, after all, fantasy folks. So let us fantasize a bit. Where would we not expect to see someone getting a blowjob? What about the president getting one in the ‘oval office?’ Oh wait that’s been done. How about something like what the Monty Python troop did to comedy. Why not a completely normal job interview with an interchange of the normal questions and the equally normal answers. However, during all this normality, the young woman being interviewed sucks out and swallows the semen out of a succession of male office workers. On the other hand, visualize a boss lady taking reports from her male ‘direct reports.’ However, while doing so she insists that each young man giving his report also gives her his semen in her mouth.
Moreover, where are all the true oralists (swallowers)? So far, it appears to me that such stars as Faye, Stoya, Sasha, Heather, maybe Aurora, and a few others are carrying the burden alone. From Japan, we see a steady stream of pretty, new oralists who swallow large quantities of spunk with good humor and determination that is sorely lacking here. We could do better. In addition, we would not have that goofy pixilation they require.
It is time for our producers to throw down our own gauntlet with new talent with oralists like Kara Bare before her 'boob job' and Sensi Pearl. Let us see some innovation and talent from these shores again before it is too late.
Cheers!
The Bearded Lion
Japanese producers are ahead of the US in developing new ways to showcase their 'oralists.' Not only are the gokkun girls effective at containing semen with their hands and swallowing it but the screenplays are inventive. They have given us newsreaders who swallow and screw on camera, time stopping, unlimited license to fuck and more. These are examples of ‘out of the box creativity’ that should lead the way for our producers to emulate. Perhaps we need an Al Yankovic of porn.
The industry dearly needs to reinvent itself. We are falling into a rut. As Sarah Blake said some time ago: “. . . it’s just three positions and a pop.” That is her stated reason for moving to BDSM. Now I am not saying that BDSM is necessarily the answer either. Just look at the explosion of copycat books trying to cash in on the Fifty Shades . . . thing.
What I am suggesting is more incongruity in our porn. Let us have screenplays that turn reality on its head. Porn is, after all, fantasy folks. So let us fantasize a bit. Where would we not expect to see someone getting a blowjob? What about the president getting one in the ‘oval office?’ Oh wait that’s been done. How about something like what the Monty Python troop did to comedy. Why not a completely normal job interview with an interchange of the normal questions and the equally normal answers. However, during all this normality, the young woman being interviewed sucks out and swallows the semen out of a succession of male office workers. On the other hand, visualize a boss lady taking reports from her male ‘direct reports.’ However, while doing so she insists that each young man giving his report also gives her his semen in her mouth.
Moreover, where are all the true oralists (swallowers)? So far, it appears to me that such stars as Faye, Stoya, Sasha, Heather, maybe Aurora, and a few others are carrying the burden alone. From Japan, we see a steady stream of pretty, new oralists who swallow large quantities of spunk with good humor and determination that is sorely lacking here. We could do better. In addition, we would not have that goofy pixilation they require.
It is time for our producers to throw down our own gauntlet with new talent with oralists like Kara Bare before her 'boob job' and Sensi Pearl. Let us see some innovation and talent from these shores again before it is too late.
Cheers!
The Bearded Lion
13年前
