SILLY JOKES

Bloke went to the doctor and said: "Doctor, doctor, you've gotta help me, I think I've got Tom Jones Syndrome, I can't seem to stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home".
"Oh, don't worry," the doctor replied, "its not unusual."

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Bloke went to the doctor and said: "Doctor. doctor, you've gotta help me, I've got a strawberry stuck up my arse."
"Oh, don't worry," the doctor replied, "put a bit of cream on it."

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Blonde bimbo was driving along the motorway doing her knitting when a cops car overtook. The cop in the passenger seat wound down the window and shouted: "pullover".
"No," replied the blonde bimbo, "its a scarf."

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