A Conversation with my dick!!!

A conversation with my cock.

Cock: Hey b*o, Sup?
Me: Hey b*o, I was just thinking about you.
Cock: Wanna hang out for a while?
Me: No, got some stuff to do.
Cock: Theres a new chick on the site!
Me: Ill check it later, kinda busy.
Cock: She has a fat ass, come on man!
Me: I would but this is important.
Cock: She likes BBC and creampies!
Me: How do you know?
Cock: She has pics to prove it.
Me: Ohh shit, Ill meet you at the laptop!!!