Old Jews Telling Jokes

Sam goes into Macy's to the lingerie dept were he meets the lady sales assistant,my wife has sent me in for a Jewish bra size 34B and she says that you would know what i meant.and the sales lady looks at him and says,boy its been a long time since anyone has asked me for a Jewish bra,i usually get asked for a Catholic bra,or a Salvation bra,or a presbyterian bra,so he looks at her kind of funny and says whats the difference,to which she replies,well a Catholic bra supports the masses,the Salvation bra uplifts the downtrodden,and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright,right then he said,so whats the Jewish bra then,and she smiles and says,it makes mountains out of mole hills..