Nominees for the First Queen of Spade Award!
Nominees for the First Queen of Spade Award!
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One of the reasons it took me so long to come out with the Queen of Spades Award is because I just couldn’t decide who would be the very first nominee. I was finally able to boil it down to three candidates who could set the overall tone for the award. They are both intrinsically erotic and fascinatingly beautiful plus the movies and tv shows they were in are intrinsic and introspective.
Yet the question of whom should come first still plagued me. I couldn’t decide between Renate Richter and James Washington of Iron Sky, Kissin’ Kate Barlow and Sam from the movie Holes, or Joy and Crabman of My Name is Earl. They’re all such excellent choices!
I even went so far as to imagine them elegantly dressed, sitting down together at a tea party discussing their relationships”
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Renate Richter - “I met my husband when he landed on the moon. It was so romantic. He saved me from being sucked out into space after most of my clothes had been ripped off. I knew he was interested when he stared me down but he blushed in modesty and turned away. I knew right then we’d be together. After we destroyed the Nazi invasion from the moon, I announced to my fellow moon Nazis that Hitler was wrong and I was dating a black man. Then we shared the most passionate kiss a couple could. Later I lost my virginity to him and we became the sole proprietors of H3 which we sell to earth ending the energy crisis. Who knew my life would end up like this when I was born and raised on the moon as a Nazi!”
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Ghost of Kissin Kate Barlow - “Wow that is amazing. I was a teacher turned outlaw after I shot the sheriff. I would have shot the deputy too but he was nowhere to be found. Bob marley even wrote a song about it, well not really but the idea is there. Regardless, A curse fell on the town after they shot my lover and I became an outlaw legend. If I kissed a man after that it was because he was going to die. When I finally died Sam showed up and did the thing I always wanted him to do which was fix the pain I’d felt in my heart. Now we get to spend eternity in each others arms.”
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Joy - “Damn girl! sucks you had to wait to die to be with your man, and you’re just out of this world Renate. Me and Crabman got together after I’d been cheating on my husband with him for years. I finally got rid of his dumb ass and got with Crabman. The dummy never did figure out that those are Crabman’s k**s.Come to find out he was one of those government assassins. He’d never tell me about it but his mom did and expects the k**s to follow in the family’s footsteps. Anyway, Crabman is my true love and I’m glad we can finally be together.”
I finally threw my hands up. They’re all attractive with great stories to write up for a Queen of Spades award. Eventually I’ll post all three awards, but as for who should go first I’ve decided to leave that up to the public. You can leave your response in the comments of this blog, or in their pictures. In a week to two weeks I’ll post the winner in the first Queen of Spades Award!
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One of the reasons it took me so long to come out with the Queen of Spades Award is because I just couldn’t decide who would be the very first nominee. I was finally able to boil it down to three candidates who could set the overall tone for the award. They are both intrinsically erotic and fascinatingly beautiful plus the movies and tv shows they were in are intrinsic and introspective.
Yet the question of whom should come first still plagued me. I couldn’t decide between Renate Richter and James Washington of Iron Sky, Kissin’ Kate Barlow and Sam from the movie Holes, or Joy and Crabman of My Name is Earl. They’re all such excellent choices!
I even went so far as to imagine them elegantly dressed, sitting down together at a tea party discussing their relationships”
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Renate Richter - “I met my husband when he landed on the moon. It was so romantic. He saved me from being sucked out into space after most of my clothes had been ripped off. I knew he was interested when he stared me down but he blushed in modesty and turned away. I knew right then we’d be together. After we destroyed the Nazi invasion from the moon, I announced to my fellow moon Nazis that Hitler was wrong and I was dating a black man. Then we shared the most passionate kiss a couple could. Later I lost my virginity to him and we became the sole proprietors of H3 which we sell to earth ending the energy crisis. Who knew my life would end up like this when I was born and raised on the moon as a Nazi!”
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Ghost of Kissin Kate Barlow - “Wow that is amazing. I was a teacher turned outlaw after I shot the sheriff. I would have shot the deputy too but he was nowhere to be found. Bob marley even wrote a song about it, well not really but the idea is there. Regardless, A curse fell on the town after they shot my lover and I became an outlaw legend. If I kissed a man after that it was because he was going to die. When I finally died Sam showed up and did the thing I always wanted him to do which was fix the pain I’d felt in my heart. Now we get to spend eternity in each others arms.”
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Joy - “Damn girl! sucks you had to wait to die to be with your man, and you’re just out of this world Renate. Me and Crabman got together after I’d been cheating on my husband with him for years. I finally got rid of his dumb ass and got with Crabman. The dummy never did figure out that those are Crabman’s k**s.Come to find out he was one of those government assassins. He’d never tell me about it but his mom did and expects the k**s to follow in the family’s footsteps. Anyway, Crabman is my true love and I’m glad we can finally be together.”
I finally threw my hands up. They’re all attractive with great stories to write up for a Queen of Spades award. Eventually I’ll post all three awards, but as for who should go first I’ve decided to leave that up to the public. You can leave your response in the comments of this blog, or in their pictures. In a week to two weeks I’ll post the winner in the first Queen of Spades Award!
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