Jokes

two young chap chating.....

One Says-You know when God is much Happy, and when God gets much angry.
Second Says-No
First one Says- When Any girl ****d by someone God becomes very happy and after **** when the girl cries God gets angry.

Second Says-Rubbish.
First one Says- When the girl getting ****d she cries-"please leave me, for the sake of GOD,please".God is very happy that the girl want him.But after **** girl cries and asks GOD-"Oh God what you have done to me".God gets very angry as the girl blaming him without doing anything.

both laughs