12 Orgasms a woman can have...

1. The Optimist - Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes...

2. The Pessimist - Oh no, oh no, oh no...

3. The Confused - Oh yes, oh no, oh yes, oh no...

4. The Traveler - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...

5. The Religious - Oh God, oh God...

6. The Greedy - Ahh, more, more, more...

7. The Murderer - Ahh, if you take it out, I'll kill you ...

8. The Submariner - Mmm... OHHH... Deeper... Deeper... GO DEEPER!

9. The Sailor - Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck...

10. The Submissive - Oh please, oh please...

11. The False Alarm Sneezer - Ah ah ah AH AH AH AH! Ahh...

12. The Cavewoman - UHh UNNNNNGHH ugghh uhhh...