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I was told by one of my dad's friends years ago, that if you aren't sure about something, masturbate and if you still feel the same way afterwards, you are thinking clearly. If you change your mind, it wasn't right.

I always used to laugh it off and didn't think twice about that statement until I was hanging with one of my friends. He was telling me about his ex girlfriend and how he really wants her back, would do anything to be with her again, etc etc etc. I told him to "Fap on it" and he laughed it off. Next day he called me and told me after he got done beating off, he wanted nothing to do with her and that he had remembered all the horrible times and hurt feelings he had endured.

So it turns out that my dad's buddy was right. I use this method with every emotional decision, because sometimes the brain and the body have different wants and needs. When people say guys think with their dicks, it may not even be about sex, it may just be totally emotional, but there is something anatomical about a guys brain, his level of arousal, and emotional interactions.

So, gentlemen (and possibly ladies), before you do something that you may or may not regret in the future, take a moment and fap on it. It may help you see things more clearly.