A woman's bedtime prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man,
who's not a creep.
One who's handsome,
smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit
when he's wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call,
he doesn't wait 6 weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who
will make love to my mind.
Knows just what to say when I ask
"How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till
my body's a twitchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too,
when he goes to the kitchen!
I pray that this man
will love me to no end,
And would never compare me
with my best girlfriend.
Thank You in advance and
now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send him
before it's too late.