Guessing games
A theacher asks the k**ds in class to guess what a****l she means.
Theacher: "I am thinking of an a****l with four legs, it gives milk and you can find it at the farm".
Little John raises his hand and he may answer: "Miss, it is a cow".
Theacher": "It is correct Johnny, but I meant a goat".
Little John is disappointed and the teacher continues:
"I am thinking of an a****l with feathers, it lays eggs and you can find it at the farm".
Again little John raises his hand and anwers: "A chicken miss".
The teachers says: "It is correct Johnny, but I meant a duck".
Little John is even more disappointed and asks the teacher if he may ask a question now.
He may do so: "Before you put it in your moth it is hard and dry and when you take it out it is soft and wet".
The teacher turns red out of shame and little John says: "It is correct miss, but I meant chewing gum".
Theacher: "I am thinking of an a****l with four legs, it gives milk and you can find it at the farm".
Little John raises his hand and he may answer: "Miss, it is a cow".
Theacher": "It is correct Johnny, but I meant a goat".
Little John is disappointed and the teacher continues:
"I am thinking of an a****l with feathers, it lays eggs and you can find it at the farm".
Again little John raises his hand and anwers: "A chicken miss".
The teachers says: "It is correct Johnny, but I meant a duck".
Little John is even more disappointed and asks the teacher if he may ask a question now.
He may do so: "Before you put it in your moth it is hard and dry and when you take it out it is soft and wet".
The teacher turns red out of shame and little John says: "It is correct miss, but I meant chewing gum".
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