Trying on jeans

I'm shopping at Kohls, and I decide I need some new jeans. So I find a couple of pair and go into the (un)dressing room. My shoes are off, and I'm just about to drop my pants, when I think: I wonder if they have cameras in here? Nah, that's i*****l, I think. Yet, employees could install cameras for their perverted viewing pleasure. Hmmm.

It's winter, so I'm wearing nude pantyhose with black lace panties, and pink knee
socks. (Depending on the weather, I might layer tights over everything for more warmth.) Ooops. That's the risk when you dress in womens undies everyday. You have to do a "boy" undie check before you leave the house. In know there aren't supposed to be cameras in the changing rooms, but cams are so cheap and tiny and easy to conceal, some perv might have snuck one in. So, before you go out, ask yourself this question: "Am I going somewhere that I will take my pants off?" If so, strip out of your girly stuff and put on your drab boy panties.

Home Depot? No problem.
Costco? Check.
Buying boy jeans at Kohl's? Put your drabby white briefs on, and make sure your red
toenails don't show through your socks.
Health club? Same same.

(By the way, I don't mind some perv jacking off to my pictures or movies. It's the
highest compliment that can be paid to someone. Not that I'd know who's doing it unless they told me. But I like to know I'm being filmed. So I just don't want THAT particular perv getting off if they put a camera in the dressing room.)