The handbook to the perfect payback

First check if you are in following hypothesis

You are a Pissed off bitch with no answer from your partner after several messages, feeling alone and demotivated.

If so.. then

1- Call a coworker
2- Seduce him
3- Suck his cock
4- Make him cum all over your tits.
5- Film the whole process.
6- Upload the video on Xhamster.
7- Repeat step 3 to 5 while watching step 6 and add other stuff to the mix.