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How To Satisfy A Women:-

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How To Satisfy A Man:-

Show up naked.

You cannot make someone love you.All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

Don't waste time reliving the past when you can spend it worrying about the future.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Live every day as if it were your last.Eventually you'll be right.

Always be sincere,even if you don't mean it.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat all day and drink beer.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're absolutely certain he won't get back up.

If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence that you even tried.

If you can stay calm,while all around is chaos,you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.