Quotation! Quotation!

Wise,funny,insightful or just plain dumb here are some of my favourite quotations :-

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more (Oscar Wilde)
Sex alleviates tension and love causes it (Woody Allen)
Women are like elephants.I like to watch them but I wouldn't want to own one. (W.C. Fields)
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. (Bob Hope)
Military Intelligence is a contradiction in terms. (Groucho Marx)
I think gay marriage should be between a man and a women. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
I don't make predictions,I never have and I never will. (Tony Blair)
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. (Oscar Wilde)
Buy Land,they've stopped making it! (Mark Twain)
Wise men don't need advice.Fools won't take it. (Benjamin Franklin)
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. (Ghandi)
I'm an excellent housekeeper.Every time I get divorced I keep the house. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
Who is General Failure,and why is he reading my hard disk? (Stephen Wright)
Real happiness is marrying a girl for love and then finding out she has money. (Bob Monkhouse)
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. (Martin Luther King Jr)
Wise men talk because they have something to say.Fools talk because they have to say something. (Plato)
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (Mark Twain)
I am free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally. (W C Fields)
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. (Oscar Wilde)