Things NOT to say during or after sex.
1. Did I not mention the video camera?
2. Can you please pass me the TV remote control?
3. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
4. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
5. Got any penicillin?
6. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
7. When is this supposed to feel good?
8. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
9. This would be more fun with a few more people..
10. Perhaps you're just out of practice
11. You look younger than you feel
12. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
13. You'll still vote for me, won't you?
14. When would you like to meet my parents?
15. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed
16. No, really... I do this part better myself!
17. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
18. Have you ever thought of embracing Jesus as your personal lord and saviour?
19. Wake me up when you've finished ok
20. You think my boobs are big now, wait till I'm 16.
12年前
