Scally boy memories part 2,or 3,can't rememb

So yeah,me & me new mate are sat side by side on the sofa just enjoying our ciggies & slurping from our cans.One thing which really sets me off is that smell which only 2 boned up blokes can produce...sweaty,spunky & HOT.His smooth chest is rising sharply from his recent exertions,
" Fuckin' hell mate,that was soddin' ACE,I mean it.If me lass wasn't so effin' little-miss-perfect then she'd eat me shiiter out like wot you just done".
I smile to myself...another arsehole well satisfied,lol.I reach out & wrap me fist round his knob,rubbing me thumb over his slimy,gummy bell-end to scoop us his gunk,
"No worries,pal.Her loss,my gain,innit".
His knob's swelling in me fist but I don't wanna get him going too much coz I want his hot piss so I crack open another can & hand it over.He doesn't refuse...just as I hoped...& guzzles most of it down in one,letting out a huge belch,nice one.I ask him to describe his lass knowing that by now his bladder is filling up nicely & with his knob on the stonk he'll be needing a piss pretty soon & like most blokes pissing through a stiffie it intensifies the stream! See,always have a plan,hahaha.Hegrins at me,
" Fuck mate...she is well lush,yeah.She got a BIG pair of titties,& her nipples are like fuckin' bullets...loves it when I twist 'em & chew on 'em,gets her well wet"
Lovely-jubbly,as Del Boy would say.He's on the rise,knob twitching & bouncing against his thigh.He takes a pull on his ciggie,head back & exhales a stream of smoke,sighing,
" And her twat...oh mate,it's like fucking a ***********.Not a single fuckin' hair on it,puffy little vag' she's got...& when I got a couple of fingers buried deep in her she squirms & groans & shoves her hips down on me hand"
Good,good,he's getting there.His hefty uncut cock's well on the rise now,& yes,pre-jizz is dribbling out of his slit.I pick me can up & tap it against his indicating he's ready for another lager...devious fucker I am!
" Ah mate in a minute yeh,I need a slash badly".
And BINGO...the old magic has worked,hahahaha.So I stand up & says we may as well have a piss together coz I need one too.He looks at me for a few seconds & then grins,
" Yeah mate no problemo,I aint shy & besides you've had me knob in yer mouth so it aint like you aint seen it,innit".
And AGAIN...BINGO! Leading the way down the hall I stand aside at the bathroom door,
"After you mate".
We stand next to each other,thighs touching & we point 'percy at the porcelain' After that initial second or so he skins his knob skin back...oh that delicious ripe smell...& lets go with a steady golden stream & as suspected,a pretty thick stream it was too.
"Aaaaaaaagh...FUCK,I needed this mate,too many lagers".
He was looking down at his spewing knob like he was well proud of how much & how powerfully he was letting go.
"Yeah mate,looks like it...pure fuckin' lager by now,bet it tastes like it an' all"
He turns his head to face me,still gushing,& sneers,
" Fuck mate,I reckon it does...why don't ya give it a taste,see if it does"
OH JOY,hahahaha.He points his stream at me & pisses all down me leg! Oh fuck,I'm gonna enjoy this!I slide me hand over me soaking leg & put the sodden hand to me lips.Mmmmm,well nice,I thought,as I stuck me tongue out & made a big show of slurping along me pissy palm.
" Ah ya filthy fucker tasting me piss...ya want more dontchya?"
Well not wanting to disappoint I parked me arse on the toilet seat & put me lips round his slimey pissy bell-end.The flow ceased...damnit...but hang on,yup,here it comes...a HOT gush of pissy lager flooded me mouth! Shit,I had to chug it down as quick as I could so I didn't lose any.
" FUCK...IN' HELL mate,yer doin' it,yer soddin' well swallowing me piss.Ah ya dirty fuccker".
Chugging away prevented me from responding but I recloned the fact that I was still locked on his hot ripe bell-end probably was sufficient evidence to prove that,yeah,I was swallowing his piss.He took hold of me head.
" Fuck yeah,dat's a good little queer slut....drink me fuckin' scally piss".
Oh christ,he's off again,with the 'dirty' verbal,haha.Not that I was too bothered,I was drinking his stream of the golden liquid...s'all that mattered.But like all good things....his stream slowed to a dribble & he slid his knob out of me mouth though not before I flicked me tongue over his piss-slit just to catch any spare drops.
" Mate,yer one dirty fucker aintchya? Tell ya wot tho' if me bird was as filthy as you then I'd be getting all this on tap 24/7".
I smiled,or rather grinned,up at me & said,
" Any time,pal...any fuckin' time,ya know where me mouth is".
He grinned & gave a loud belch...charming,lol...then said something about needing to get off coz he had stuff to do.Yeah right...he wanted to get home & stuff that big hairy uncut pisser up his lasses cunt is what he meant.But I'd had me fun & I strongly suspected he'd be back for another sess'...& he sure did come back again,& again,& again! He became as big a freak as me! That's ma boy...hahaha.

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