Ranting Again

It's time to fight my frustration again. And this time, xhammies, it's up to you to take the hit. Because I've just about had it with your moronic, self indulgent, narrow minded and hippocratic dumbassery. Yes, it's a fuckin' porn site. But I don't need to be reminded that it is every time I look at a profile picture. Seriously, who wants to stare at an erect cock every time he checks out a friends profile? But, alright, I can get over the fact that some of you associate "porn site" with "show of parts of yourself that people don't want to see", and yet I get hung up on that issue. Maybe it's because I can't grasp the fact that most of them think that they arouse the ladies that way.
Yeah... Because it's such an inspired and original way to peek interest. Just sit down, pull up your pants, be creative, and try again. I mean, what's wrong with a picture of your abs, or maybe... Oh, I forgot, you don't have abs. Too bad then.

Can anyone remember the good'ol days when the profile mess was intended as a dating service? Holy crap have we fallen deep. Seriously, xhamster tried to bring people together who were looking for a serious relationship. Granted, the sex idea was always a big part of it. But it sure as shit wasn't to annoy innocent couples with ingenious messages like
"I fuck you wife till she come. Me am stud, give I chances!" This glorious pinnacle of human intelligence reached us today, followed by
"Why donnt you say?!?!?!?!?" Round about ten seconds later. I don't think I need to comment this, but let's analyze the mistakes.
First of, READ THE FUCKING PROFILE YOU NIMROD! 'Seeking: NOBODY' appears to be an incredibly difficult concept to grasp. If people openly state that they are not looking to meet anyone, what is it that triggers the thought
"Hey, they want to meet me!"?
Next, the language. The"stud" had four languages listed in his profile, including English. I'm not sure what language he used, but that ain't English! I don't mean to say that I've mastered the language and I tend to make a few mistakes, even though most of them is just my spellcheck fucking up. This seems to mystify many people here, so let me give you a hint. If all you can do is order a beer and maybe ask for directions, you don't speak the language!
Third: punctuation marks are loners. They don't come in groups! I don't know why this bugs me so much, but for some reason seeing something like that just makes me want to beat him up with the biggest dictionary I can find. It just makes people seem both aggressive and plain stupid st the same time.

Next up: friend collectors. While I don't understand that particular species, normally I don't mind them either. We mostly ignore each other and we decline the occasional invite from them. And then there are the persistent re-inviters. Usually having brilliant nicknames like "Grandmaster Dick" or "Cocklord 20inch" they ignore all comments and messages to leave you the fuck alone and consistently keep inviting. May I ask a simple question?
WHY?
Why try to force a friendship with someone a) you have no interest in other than to finally reach 5000 friends,
b) doesn't care for your invites and
c) has no interest to cockgaze every time he looks at his friend list? Just use some common sense!

And since I mentioned common sense: Video titles
... ... Is it that fuckin' difficult to just give an accurate short description of what's to come? Or at least don't lie! This happened a few days ago:
The video was entitled something like "Hot girl and her Dildo" the preview looked interesting, so I checked it out. Only to get the creeps from a crossdresser.
Why? I mean... Why? Why do that? Is it that funny? And especially... The dude got pissed over the bad rating. ... ... duh?

Alright. Enough for now. I feel better and I hope you enjoyed this a little.

Have fun!
Mike and Melissa