Embarrassing, (but funny) way to scare off Jehovah
The scene of the crime:
A beautiful woodland cabin near Mount Rainier (I promised not to disclose the exact place, in order to avoid embarrassment to the distraught owner).
The exact order of events are a little blurred, and the names have been changed to protect the innocent (also the not-so-innocent)
At approximately, 11:00am PST on the February 1st, Tatiana and I, decided to get in the hot tub, at the a fore mentioned cabin, to relax and enjoy a little time together.
Please note: We did not feel that swim wear would be needed.
2) After an amorous thirty minutes or so, Tatiana noticed a hand above the fence, knocking on the front door. I had the music up pretty loud, at the time, for reasons that need not be discussed further, and so, I did not hear anyone knocking. I also had my back to the fence and could not have seen anyone.
3) At approximately 11:30am (+5 seconds) I stood up in the hot tub, and turned around, to see over the fence.
I must mention that in my sudden surprised state, I had forgotten my lack
of swim wear.
The next few events happened in rather quick succession:
I hello'd and asked, "Who's there?!?"
Two pairs of women's eyes peeked over the fence...
The older pair of eyes, belonging to the closer woman said, "Are you new to the neighborhood?" while giving me an inquiring look.
Tatiana answered, "This is a privately rented cabin!" Thus answering the lady's question, I think.
The younger pair of eyes, having had her view blocked by the older woman, must have risen up on tip toe. Because I suddenly saw a devilish smile appear as she quickly rose to get a better look.
I then addressed them politely saying, in a matter-of-fact way, "This really isn't a good time, for us right now." And the younger girl smiled even more.
Please note that I was unaware that these two saintly women, were here to talk to us about our salvation and eternal life.
Not dissuaded by my appearance they asked me, if they might leave us some (religious) literature. I being a little non-plussed, replied, "Aah, sure, I guess." Tanya repeated her statement that, "This was a privately rented cabin!" In a slightly more emphatic voice.
The older pair of eyes, suddenly came to understand the situation, and two eyebrows shot up towards a quickly wrinkling forehead.
She dropped the pamphlet on the fencepost (I think in her eyes, we were in desperate need of this religious tract)
And she dragged the quickly receding face of the younger girl, still peering over her shoulder and grinning wickedly, towards the driveway.
Then I remembered my lack of swim trunks!
Addendum: In hind sight, I have now learned the quickest way to get rid of ******** guests, and amorous thoughts, all at the same time...
I hope this has been of some use and instruction to you all. Please let me know.
A beautiful woodland cabin near Mount Rainier (I promised not to disclose the exact place, in order to avoid embarrassment to the distraught owner).
The exact order of events are a little blurred, and the names have been changed to protect the innocent (also the not-so-innocent)
At approximately, 11:00am PST on the February 1st, Tatiana and I, decided to get in the hot tub, at the a fore mentioned cabin, to relax and enjoy a little time together.
Please note: We did not feel that swim wear would be needed.
2) After an amorous thirty minutes or so, Tatiana noticed a hand above the fence, knocking on the front door. I had the music up pretty loud, at the time, for reasons that need not be discussed further, and so, I did not hear anyone knocking. I also had my back to the fence and could not have seen anyone.
3) At approximately 11:30am (+5 seconds) I stood up in the hot tub, and turned around, to see over the fence.
I must mention that in my sudden surprised state, I had forgotten my lack
of swim wear.
The next few events happened in rather quick succession:
I hello'd and asked, "Who's there?!?"
Two pairs of women's eyes peeked over the fence...
The older pair of eyes, belonging to the closer woman said, "Are you new to the neighborhood?" while giving me an inquiring look.
Tatiana answered, "This is a privately rented cabin!" Thus answering the lady's question, I think.
The younger pair of eyes, having had her view blocked by the older woman, must have risen up on tip toe. Because I suddenly saw a devilish smile appear as she quickly rose to get a better look.
I then addressed them politely saying, in a matter-of-fact way, "This really isn't a good time, for us right now." And the younger girl smiled even more.
Please note that I was unaware that these two saintly women, were here to talk to us about our salvation and eternal life.
Not dissuaded by my appearance they asked me, if they might leave us some (religious) literature. I being a little non-plussed, replied, "Aah, sure, I guess." Tanya repeated her statement that, "This was a privately rented cabin!" In a slightly more emphatic voice.
The older pair of eyes, suddenly came to understand the situation, and two eyebrows shot up towards a quickly wrinkling forehead.
She dropped the pamphlet on the fencepost (I think in her eyes, we were in desperate need of this religious tract)
And she dragged the quickly receding face of the younger girl, still peering over her shoulder and grinning wickedly, towards the driveway.
Then I remembered my lack of swim trunks!
Addendum: In hind sight, I have now learned the quickest way to get rid of ******** guests, and amorous thoughts, all at the same time...
I hope this has been of some use and instruction to you all. Please let me know.
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