Affair tips
A lot of you ladies are also interested in affairs it seems and plenty have asked me for some tips and advice about having one so here they are:
~~ If you're going to have a one-night stand, you can go with a guy you just met or a guy you've known. If you want an on-going affair, it would be best to go with someone you know and someone you know well like an old friend, personal trainer, client, etc.
~~ Don't pick a guy from your husband's side of the social circle. If you plan on fucking his friend, you better make sure he's worth it and has a massive beautiful penis because the closer the guy is to your hubby, the riskier it gets.
~~ Do your homework on the guy's package and see if it's what you want. It's easy to see how nice a guy's body is with his clothes on but not to see how big or small his cock is. So subtly and playfully bring up the conversation of sex and/or genitals and see if you could get him to hint or just say what his size is. Trust me, guys don't automatically assume you want an affair when you go there and it's better to find out before you hook up instead of having to fuck through 3 of the first guys because they didn't have the right cock for you.
I mean you can roll the dice and just ask him plain out how big his cock is but if it's not what you want, you're stuck with that guy knowing you're looking for an affair. It's best to take the safe and subtle route like my friend's neighbor whose go to was telling the guy that she was reading an article on penis size when he asked what she was doing. The first guy ended up sharing how big he was eventually and she thought he was smaller than what she wanted so she passed but tried it again on the next guy and found the right size. It's the quiet way of asking a guy how big his cock is.
~~ Work-Lunch break: unless you're going to give him a quick blowjob, I suggest not to have sex on your work-lunch break even you two live a couple of minutes away from home. One, you'll have to rush and you shouldn't because having sex should be fun and not hurried and two, you'll have no choice to take a shower because the scent of sex will be with you when you back to work and that's just too much work and time.
~~ In the mornings: if you have a late start to work or don't work certain days, this could work out depending on when your husband and k**s have to leave for work and school. Morning meet ups are usually for a solid one round fuck and not a couple of rounds and some cuddling afterwards so you would have to plan accordingly.
~~ In the evenings: the best time of the day to have sex with your lover in my opinion. Most of the time, your husband will be at work and k**s will be away so you can actually take more time in the evenings than you usually do. If you work with your lover, try carpooling so that arranging to come home to your or his house for a nice quick fuck before everyone gets home is much easier. Or if you two work out in the same gym, start your work out sessions a little earlier so that you guys can leave earlier to come home and fuck and not worry about taking a shower afterwards because the gym sweat will cover up the sex scent. Whatever works for you.
~~ Weekends: also a good time but really hard to do as your excuse list gets cut down big time on the weekends.
~~ And business trips: If you travel for work sometimes, arrange for a weekend getaway on a "business trip."
~~ If he's single, try and have your romps at his house as much as you can. If you have to screw at your house for some convenient reason, that's fine too but it's just easier to do it at his place.
~~ If he's married too, then alternate your sex sessions between yours and his house depending on whose house is empty the longest.
~~ Try not to book hotels and motels for your sessions because it's just too risky. You won't believe how many people have been caught this way by either being seen by another person, invoice/bill/receipt being sent or found at home, etc. Your house or his house is a much better and safer option.
~~ If your lover's cock is much bigger and thicker than your husband's, always bring and use lube so that you don't go back home with a red butthole or fucked raw vagina.
~~ Do not change your pubic hair drastically for your lover. This is usually a red flag in that there really is no good reason to change your pubic hair all of a sudden. If you're usually trimmed for your husband and your lover wants a little less hair, feel free to trim just a little bit but not so much that your husband will notice. If you sport a thick trimmed triangle bush usually and your lover wants you bare, tell him to deal with it or find someone else. I met a woman a while ago whose husband caught onto her affair right away because she went from being trimmed to bare shaved.
~~ Nothing wrong with a little lingerie but make sure you know where to keep them so they're not found. And keep the crotch-less panties for a weekend get away and not a regular one time session. This way you can have some time to get the cum smears and stains out of your panties before you go home and not have to quickly do your laundry when you get back.
~~ Lay a spare sheet on the bed especially if you're a wet gushing pussy type of woman so that you can avoid having to change the sheets so many times. And if your lover is married, make sure to do the same for his bed.
~~ If you're going for an on-going exclusive affair, it would be more convenient to get and stay on the pill as opposed to relying on condoms. I've heard of two husbands finding their wives' condom stash in the house because it's not easy to hide believe it or not unless you want to take the risk of them getting ruined. Of course, if you're not on the pill, always use a condom but have him take responsibility so you won't have to keep them in the house and tell him if no condom, no sex.
~~ If you don't want to keep in it the bedroom and want to have sex in the living room, kitchen, bathroom etc, make sure you bring a towel or cloth to keep everything unstained.
~~ If you live in a house, make sure all the windows are shut and if you live in an apartment, fuck away from the outer walls (adjacent to your neighbor's walls).
~~ If your man calls, pick it up. There's always something suspicious about a wife not picking up her phone when she should or at least returning a text. Learn to control your moans and go slowly and you can even continue fucking while quickly getting your conversation out of the way. Or even suck him off at that point. I've sucked my lover's cock many times while having to get on the phone with my husband. It's easier with practice.
~~ If you're going to have him cum in your vag, find a way to get the load out before your man gets home or you go home because we all know there's no time limit to when a cum load comes dripping out of your pussy. One of my sister's friends got lucky when her husband was eating her out after she had sex 4 hours before earlier in the day. Her lover's cum began to drip out but mixed with her juices so her husband didn't know any better and didn't think it was a guy's load. But a woman I met at a nude beach recently wasn't so lucky as her lover's load started dripping out when she was squatting down in front of her husband during a blowjob.
If you're going to have him finish in one of the two lower holes, try the ass. It's alot easier to get cum out of your butthole than it is from your vag, at least for most women because a long big cock will get cum deep inside your vag and will make it harder for you to push out. But with you butt, you can easily get on the toilet and fart or poop the cum out and you're done. If you don't want to poop at your lover's house, take an anal plug and stuff your asshole until you get home so it won't drip in your panties on the way back and take a dump at home.
~~ And if you go for the cum in the mouth and swallow route, make sure to fully wrap your lips around his cock and let him unload into your mouth with a sealed mouth. The mouth ejaculation you see in porn videos are sexy but very messy and random. You can get cum anywhere and not know it. A story I read online was about a woman being caught having an affair with her husband because her lover decided to shoot his cum in her mouth and got drops of dried cum in the back of her hair near the neck which she didn't see. Wrap the lips and swallow.
These are all the main tips. I'll submit another Q and A post later too as I've been getting more questions and got a lot of feedback from the first one.
~~ If you're going to have a one-night stand, you can go with a guy you just met or a guy you've known. If you want an on-going affair, it would be best to go with someone you know and someone you know well like an old friend, personal trainer, client, etc.
~~ Don't pick a guy from your husband's side of the social circle. If you plan on fucking his friend, you better make sure he's worth it and has a massive beautiful penis because the closer the guy is to your hubby, the riskier it gets.
~~ Do your homework on the guy's package and see if it's what you want. It's easy to see how nice a guy's body is with his clothes on but not to see how big or small his cock is. So subtly and playfully bring up the conversation of sex and/or genitals and see if you could get him to hint or just say what his size is. Trust me, guys don't automatically assume you want an affair when you go there and it's better to find out before you hook up instead of having to fuck through 3 of the first guys because they didn't have the right cock for you.
I mean you can roll the dice and just ask him plain out how big his cock is but if it's not what you want, you're stuck with that guy knowing you're looking for an affair. It's best to take the safe and subtle route like my friend's neighbor whose go to was telling the guy that she was reading an article on penis size when he asked what she was doing. The first guy ended up sharing how big he was eventually and she thought he was smaller than what she wanted so she passed but tried it again on the next guy and found the right size. It's the quiet way of asking a guy how big his cock is.
~~ Work-Lunch break: unless you're going to give him a quick blowjob, I suggest not to have sex on your work-lunch break even you two live a couple of minutes away from home. One, you'll have to rush and you shouldn't because having sex should be fun and not hurried and two, you'll have no choice to take a shower because the scent of sex will be with you when you back to work and that's just too much work and time.
~~ In the mornings: if you have a late start to work or don't work certain days, this could work out depending on when your husband and k**s have to leave for work and school. Morning meet ups are usually for a solid one round fuck and not a couple of rounds and some cuddling afterwards so you would have to plan accordingly.
~~ In the evenings: the best time of the day to have sex with your lover in my opinion. Most of the time, your husband will be at work and k**s will be away so you can actually take more time in the evenings than you usually do. If you work with your lover, try carpooling so that arranging to come home to your or his house for a nice quick fuck before everyone gets home is much easier. Or if you two work out in the same gym, start your work out sessions a little earlier so that you guys can leave earlier to come home and fuck and not worry about taking a shower afterwards because the gym sweat will cover up the sex scent. Whatever works for you.
~~ Weekends: also a good time but really hard to do as your excuse list gets cut down big time on the weekends.
~~ And business trips: If you travel for work sometimes, arrange for a weekend getaway on a "business trip."
~~ If he's single, try and have your romps at his house as much as you can. If you have to screw at your house for some convenient reason, that's fine too but it's just easier to do it at his place.
~~ If he's married too, then alternate your sex sessions between yours and his house depending on whose house is empty the longest.
~~ Try not to book hotels and motels for your sessions because it's just too risky. You won't believe how many people have been caught this way by either being seen by another person, invoice/bill/receipt being sent or found at home, etc. Your house or his house is a much better and safer option.
~~ If your lover's cock is much bigger and thicker than your husband's, always bring and use lube so that you don't go back home with a red butthole or fucked raw vagina.
~~ Do not change your pubic hair drastically for your lover. This is usually a red flag in that there really is no good reason to change your pubic hair all of a sudden. If you're usually trimmed for your husband and your lover wants a little less hair, feel free to trim just a little bit but not so much that your husband will notice. If you sport a thick trimmed triangle bush usually and your lover wants you bare, tell him to deal with it or find someone else. I met a woman a while ago whose husband caught onto her affair right away because she went from being trimmed to bare shaved.
~~ Nothing wrong with a little lingerie but make sure you know where to keep them so they're not found. And keep the crotch-less panties for a weekend get away and not a regular one time session. This way you can have some time to get the cum smears and stains out of your panties before you go home and not have to quickly do your laundry when you get back.
~~ Lay a spare sheet on the bed especially if you're a wet gushing pussy type of woman so that you can avoid having to change the sheets so many times. And if your lover is married, make sure to do the same for his bed.
~~ If you're going for an on-going exclusive affair, it would be more convenient to get and stay on the pill as opposed to relying on condoms. I've heard of two husbands finding their wives' condom stash in the house because it's not easy to hide believe it or not unless you want to take the risk of them getting ruined. Of course, if you're not on the pill, always use a condom but have him take responsibility so you won't have to keep them in the house and tell him if no condom, no sex.
~~ If you don't want to keep in it the bedroom and want to have sex in the living room, kitchen, bathroom etc, make sure you bring a towel or cloth to keep everything unstained.
~~ If you live in a house, make sure all the windows are shut and if you live in an apartment, fuck away from the outer walls (adjacent to your neighbor's walls).
~~ If your man calls, pick it up. There's always something suspicious about a wife not picking up her phone when she should or at least returning a text. Learn to control your moans and go slowly and you can even continue fucking while quickly getting your conversation out of the way. Or even suck him off at that point. I've sucked my lover's cock many times while having to get on the phone with my husband. It's easier with practice.
~~ If you're going to have him cum in your vag, find a way to get the load out before your man gets home or you go home because we all know there's no time limit to when a cum load comes dripping out of your pussy. One of my sister's friends got lucky when her husband was eating her out after she had sex 4 hours before earlier in the day. Her lover's cum began to drip out but mixed with her juices so her husband didn't know any better and didn't think it was a guy's load. But a woman I met at a nude beach recently wasn't so lucky as her lover's load started dripping out when she was squatting down in front of her husband during a blowjob.
If you're going to have him finish in one of the two lower holes, try the ass. It's alot easier to get cum out of your butthole than it is from your vag, at least for most women because a long big cock will get cum deep inside your vag and will make it harder for you to push out. But with you butt, you can easily get on the toilet and fart or poop the cum out and you're done. If you don't want to poop at your lover's house, take an anal plug and stuff your asshole until you get home so it won't drip in your panties on the way back and take a dump at home.
~~ And if you go for the cum in the mouth and swallow route, make sure to fully wrap your lips around his cock and let him unload into your mouth with a sealed mouth. The mouth ejaculation you see in porn videos are sexy but very messy and random. You can get cum anywhere and not know it. A story I read online was about a woman being caught having an affair with her husband because her lover decided to shoot his cum in her mouth and got drops of dried cum in the back of her hair near the neck which she didn't see. Wrap the lips and swallow.
These are all the main tips. I'll submit another Q and A post later too as I've been getting more questions and got a lot of feedback from the first one.
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