Fun with cum, sort of
My progeny had a school trip today, so after dropping them off, I had the house to myself. I should probably mention that I'm in the process of a divorce, so dating and/or sex is very risky for me. I don't want to give my future ex any reason to get anything more than joint custody of our progeny. That means I'm completely abstinent (and it's driving me crazy! But my future ex and I haven't had sex in a very long time before that, so it's been well over a year since I've had a real cock inside me.)
For some reason, I was horny as hell and just wanted to have cum blasted deep inside me. So I got creative and came up with something that worked VERY well. I don't have a squirting dildo, but I do have some very large syringes. I mean LARGE, because the one I used is about 12 inches long and 2.5 inches in diameter. Dildo big, if you can picture it.
So I went and got my industrial-sized jug of personal lubricant, my mega syringe, and a heating pad. Realizing this was going to get messy, I put a towel on my desk chair. I put 10mL of lubricant into the syringe, turned on the heating pad, and wrapped the syringe in it. I stripped out of my clothes, and put on my robe so I'd feel comfy but also have easy access to my tits, ass, and pussy.
After that, it was off to the races. I browsed through the videos here on xhamster, put my feet up on the desk, and proceeded to gently rub my clit with occasional trips to my vag to steal moisture. I was starting to get really hot and wet, particularly after watching a lovely South African MILF leisurely fuck a very nice BBC. I knew it was time to try out my new "toy".
I applied a thin layer of lube to the syringe, and then slowly worked it inside my pussy. Other than the smooth texture, the syringe was delightfully cock-like and felt great! It was nice and warm and was big enough to stretch me a little. I leaned back, closed my eyes, and just listened to the fuck vid as I fucked myself and rubbed my clit.
It wasn't too much longer before I felt that welcome tingling in my belly that told me I was going to cum soon. Wishing I had three hands so I could work my nipples too, I worked that syringe as deep as I dare into my pussy while rubbing my clit. Right before I went over the edge into sweet orgasmic bliss, I pressed that syringe deep into my pussy and pressed hard on the plunger. About half of the "cum" blasted out of the plastic tip and slammed into my cervix. It felt so good that I moaned loudly and fired off the rest of the "cum" inside me. That did it and I came really hard, my pussy squeezing the fuck out of that syringe as I moaned and squirmed.
As I sat there, panting and moaning quietly from orgasmic aftershocks, the syringe slowly worked out of my pussy and clattered to the floor. I still had my eyes shut, savoring the sensations when I felt that old, familiar feeling of "cum" running out of me and down the crack of my ass. It felt really good, so I reached down and rubbed the lube-cum around my asshole, and then gently inserted a finger.
I had a lot more time by myself and my brain and pussy were conspiring on what we'd do next to make me a squirming, squishing orgasm victim. The finger in my ass reminded me just how long it'd been since I'd been fucked in the ass. I smiled slyly, put my feet down, and stood up. My pussy queefed in resounding agreement with the new plan as I strolled towards the bathroom, with my plastic lover's "cum" dripping down my leg.
I cleaned up a bit and gave myself a small enema, just to make sure I didn't make a poopy mess as I played in the back yard, if you will. After that, I grabbed the syringe, filled it with *20mL* of lube (hey, I wanted a HUGE load this time), and placed it in the heating pad again. I selected another movie and put my feet up on the desk once again.
This time, I didn't wait as long to use the syringe. Once it felt warm enough, I slowly worked it into my ass. I inched it in with a slow fucking motion and it felt huge! I inserted two fingers into my vagina and worked it in and out, with my palm rubbing against my clit. It was so fucking huge in my ass that I almost gave up. But once I got past that initial shoulder, my ass clenched down on it and throbbed quite heavily. I just held it there until the throbbing went away, and then started working it in deeper.
After that, I was able to take the whole thing up my ass. I was afraid of it getting lost inside me, so I didn't dare insert the entire 12 inches in me, but I used a good 8 inches of that syringe deep inside. It wasn't long and I felt my next orgasm approaching. I finger fucked furiously as I gave that plunger a good, hard push. I felt the warm spurt splash against my insides and I went over the edge again into a rocking orgasm. I got 4 or 5 good spurts out of it this time. It was uncanny just how much it felt like when a guy comes in my ass. Wonderful!
As the orgasm subsided and I leaned back in my chair, I reached down to make sure the syringe was going out of my ass and not deeper inside. I just closed my eyes and basked in the sexual afterglow. The syringe soon popped out of my ass and was immediately followed by a very large, wet, and positively unladylike fart. (Boy, was I glad I used an enema beforehand! LOL)
I don't do anal very often, but when do it's positively earth-shattering for me. Sure, I'll be cursed with wet farts for a day or so, but it was worth it. It wasn't as good as fucking, but it was damn close. Thank God this divorce will be over soon and I can get properly laid soon. But until then, I'll just have to be messy and creative like I was today. :D
*kisses*
For some reason, I was horny as hell and just wanted to have cum blasted deep inside me. So I got creative and came up with something that worked VERY well. I don't have a squirting dildo, but I do have some very large syringes. I mean LARGE, because the one I used is about 12 inches long and 2.5 inches in diameter. Dildo big, if you can picture it.
So I went and got my industrial-sized jug of personal lubricant, my mega syringe, and a heating pad. Realizing this was going to get messy, I put a towel on my desk chair. I put 10mL of lubricant into the syringe, turned on the heating pad, and wrapped the syringe in it. I stripped out of my clothes, and put on my robe so I'd feel comfy but also have easy access to my tits, ass, and pussy.
After that, it was off to the races. I browsed through the videos here on xhamster, put my feet up on the desk, and proceeded to gently rub my clit with occasional trips to my vag to steal moisture. I was starting to get really hot and wet, particularly after watching a lovely South African MILF leisurely fuck a very nice BBC. I knew it was time to try out my new "toy".
I applied a thin layer of lube to the syringe, and then slowly worked it inside my pussy. Other than the smooth texture, the syringe was delightfully cock-like and felt great! It was nice and warm and was big enough to stretch me a little. I leaned back, closed my eyes, and just listened to the fuck vid as I fucked myself and rubbed my clit.
It wasn't too much longer before I felt that welcome tingling in my belly that told me I was going to cum soon. Wishing I had three hands so I could work my nipples too, I worked that syringe as deep as I dare into my pussy while rubbing my clit. Right before I went over the edge into sweet orgasmic bliss, I pressed that syringe deep into my pussy and pressed hard on the plunger. About half of the "cum" blasted out of the plastic tip and slammed into my cervix. It felt so good that I moaned loudly and fired off the rest of the "cum" inside me. That did it and I came really hard, my pussy squeezing the fuck out of that syringe as I moaned and squirmed.
As I sat there, panting and moaning quietly from orgasmic aftershocks, the syringe slowly worked out of my pussy and clattered to the floor. I still had my eyes shut, savoring the sensations when I felt that old, familiar feeling of "cum" running out of me and down the crack of my ass. It felt really good, so I reached down and rubbed the lube-cum around my asshole, and then gently inserted a finger.
I had a lot more time by myself and my brain and pussy were conspiring on what we'd do next to make me a squirming, squishing orgasm victim. The finger in my ass reminded me just how long it'd been since I'd been fucked in the ass. I smiled slyly, put my feet down, and stood up. My pussy queefed in resounding agreement with the new plan as I strolled towards the bathroom, with my plastic lover's "cum" dripping down my leg.
I cleaned up a bit and gave myself a small enema, just to make sure I didn't make a poopy mess as I played in the back yard, if you will. After that, I grabbed the syringe, filled it with *20mL* of lube (hey, I wanted a HUGE load this time), and placed it in the heating pad again. I selected another movie and put my feet up on the desk once again.
This time, I didn't wait as long to use the syringe. Once it felt warm enough, I slowly worked it into my ass. I inched it in with a slow fucking motion and it felt huge! I inserted two fingers into my vagina and worked it in and out, with my palm rubbing against my clit. It was so fucking huge in my ass that I almost gave up. But once I got past that initial shoulder, my ass clenched down on it and throbbed quite heavily. I just held it there until the throbbing went away, and then started working it in deeper.
After that, I was able to take the whole thing up my ass. I was afraid of it getting lost inside me, so I didn't dare insert the entire 12 inches in me, but I used a good 8 inches of that syringe deep inside. It wasn't long and I felt my next orgasm approaching. I finger fucked furiously as I gave that plunger a good, hard push. I felt the warm spurt splash against my insides and I went over the edge again into a rocking orgasm. I got 4 or 5 good spurts out of it this time. It was uncanny just how much it felt like when a guy comes in my ass. Wonderful!
As the orgasm subsided and I leaned back in my chair, I reached down to make sure the syringe was going out of my ass and not deeper inside. I just closed my eyes and basked in the sexual afterglow. The syringe soon popped out of my ass and was immediately followed by a very large, wet, and positively unladylike fart. (Boy, was I glad I used an enema beforehand! LOL)
I don't do anal very often, but when do it's positively earth-shattering for me. Sure, I'll be cursed with wet farts for a day or so, but it was worth it. It wasn't as good as fucking, but it was damn close. Thank God this divorce will be over soon and I can get properly laid soon. But until then, I'll just have to be messy and creative like I was today. :D
*kisses*
12年前
