Anagrams

This is one of the cleverest communictions I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!


DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM.


PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER.


ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER.


DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT.


THE EYES:! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE.


GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE.


THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS.


SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME.


ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY.


ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT.


SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE.


THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE.


ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE.



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:


MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER.