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proud owners of passed over pricks out there. are you the 98 lb. weakling at the beach, 8 of which hangs between your legs? picked on by beach bums jealous of your bulging briefs. the pimply pot head picked last for teams by the same dumb jocks sneaking peaks at your pendulous penis in the locker room. the doughy office punching bag that gets dissed cause his pants are so tight you can clearly see your huge semi erections. the retired CEO who's stuff gets stares in the executive gym cause at your age after a good steam your long schlong and family jewels hang a good 10 inches from your crotch.
This former class pres., homecoming king, BMOC poser with small dick needs to worship your massive meat while you strut around naked, striking poses that show off your giant junk for me to pay homage. You just sit back with your legs spread and let me at your heavy equipment. I'll suck on your huge balls while you chug beer and watch sports. nurse on your weighty wang while you play video games, get face fucked while you watch girl-on-girl porn. listen to you brag about your cock conquests, how even pros scream when your womb wreckers banging away at their cervix. how you make the size queen queers at the adult arcade gag and choke on your over sized appendage. when your best friend at summer camp cried all night while you kept shoving your big boner up his butt. why your first girlfriend broke up with you when you split her lip prying her mouth open with your doorknob sized cock head. how twinks follow you around bath houses like puppies then howl in pain and whimper as breed their back door. that time overseas when it took over an hour to get all of your foot long phallus into an asian virgin whore ignoring her screeching in agony, she passes out twice but her pimp revives her with smelling salts delighted you are deflowering his latest talent with your white western horse cock.
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