The Panda and the Prostitute.
A big beautiful black and white Panda walks into a brothel,picks out his girl and they go into a bedroom,the girl undresses and lays sexily on the bed,the Panda gets an instant full erection and says I must first of all eat to give me energy,she says that there is food in the fridge in the corner,the Panda consumes all of the food,washes it down with a glass of milk,then proceeds to fuck the girl very slowly and strongly,first up the arse and then up the cunt where he shoots his enormous load,he then stands up,thanks the girl and proceeds to walk out of the room,the girl shouts at him ,Hey havent you forgotten something,I`m a prostitute,you must pay me,the Panda replies yeah,and I`m a fucking Panda,eats shoots and leaves.................................
11年前