GURL CODE

1. A gurl is always there for her gurl friends, no one else understands like we do.

2. Shoes Shoes Shoes and boots, need I say more.

3. Clothes, accessories and make up oh my.

4. A gurl will give you oral to completion with no reciprocation and still be happy.

5. Gurls don't kiss and tell, we take pictures and videos and write blogs:)

6. Boobies are beautiful, we luv boobies.

"Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes." Squidbillies

7. Body hair is our worst enemy, fuck you follicles.

8. A gurl always has a condom in her purse, or two or three.

9. A gurl should always be chased not chasing.

10. You don't have to wine and dine us to get into our pants.

11. All gurls have an oral fixation.

12. Love yourself, whatever it takes.

13. Decorate, feng shui the fuck outa the place :)

14. You know you're ready when you step back from the mirror and say,
"yeah, I'd fuck me."

15. Gurls love panties, that doesn't mean we need to wear them all the time.

16. Gurls Always try to look their best.

If you do the morning after "walk of shame", hold your head up gurl and own that,
you got laid! woohoo

17. Gurls love to cuddle, or is that just me.

18. Gurls wont talk about their exes and don't want to hear about yours.

19. Gurls aren't afraid to get dirty....in more ways than one.

20. Gurls will watch porn with you and enjoy it.

"You gotta slap that slippery fish right in the gill hole."

21. We love oral as much as you do, you'll never go without, you don't even have to ask,
just unzip and flop it in our face:)

22. She might not take it up the ass, but we will, often and beg for more.