"Pipe Bomb" for all the fellas here

I know I will probably be assailed & ridiculed for writing this by my fellow male pervs but this needs to be said in a " shoot " type way or pipe bomb as my favortite wrestler and man crush would say ( pictured below )



a pipebomb !!

Here's the deal guys unfortunately not all the women are here for cyber sex, camming or helping us get our rocks off.. I know, I know it's a porn site and most girls here show us their bodies in various states of undress ( we thank you all by the way ) that doesn't mean the first words out of our mouth when we message them should be " hey bb see mi huge cock cum for you so fast " again pictured below



If they were in the mood you just killed it, along with my chances or any other decent guy on here chances of having playtime with some of the great girls on here. When you meet a girl at a bar or a club do you run up to them with your dick in your hand asking if they'll blow you on the mattress in back by the dumpster ? the answer is no !! Or at least I hope it is.. Just like in real life the same rules apply here.. Not every woman is a hoe bag looking to cyber fuck you. Don't get me wrong there are girls on here looking to have fun with us but it's not going to happen in the first 3 messages and certainly not if all you have to offer from jump is a picture of your 2inch baby dick and broken English accompanied by terrible grammar. I mean come on I'm no English scholar but the stuff you guys write in chat rooms and in messages, I think my cat could do better. I write this blog not because I think I'm better than all you other pervs but because I'm sick and tired of every time I try to start a convo with a woman on here I get labeled a creep, ******r, or just outright ignored for no reason when I'm actually one of the good guys that enjoys the combo of good porn and social interaction this site has to offer. Why should I suffer because a bunch of other dummies cant formulate an intelligent thought ? Why should all my adult fun on here be ruined because there are donkeys that cant hold their nut for longer than 3 messages with an attractive female. C'mon fellas don't ruin my experience on here because I'm patient and know how to talk to females. No means no if they don't want to dirty talk or watch you plaster your beer gut with your own man juice ( pictured below )



keep it moving and don't blow it for the next guy. Show some respect and I promise you'll have a great time here.