Pop Quiz !! True or False Style

I figured I would take this opportunity to tell you pervs & pervettes a little more about myself. Of course you know I'm going to take the easy way out and make you work for it.. After all how much fun would it be if I just offered the stuff up. Below is a little quiz done our favorite format as test takers growing up True or False !! Basically a 50/50 chance at getting it right :P Make sure to read every question closely and prepare for the unexpected.. Post your answers in the comment section below and I'll pm you scores.. Without further adoo lets start the test.

True or False : I was once hit by a car as a pedestrian ?

True or False : I didn't jerk off once in Marine Corps Recruit Training ?

True or False : I once auditioned for a porno production company ?

True or False : I once came home to 2 lesbians ready to get it on with each other in my bedroom and I threw them out ?

True or False : I've had sex in 4 different countries ?

True or False : I never learned how to ride a bike ?

True or False : This is my 1st xhamster account ?

True or False : I'm deathly afraid of cicadas ?

True or False : I've never cum from a blowjob ?

True or False : I've already masturbated twice today ?

Well there you have it.. ought to be fun to see what you guys think and what the truth really is :)