Masturbation Survey

Are you male or female? MALE
Age - 60
At what age did you start masturbating - 11
How many times a week do you masturbate? AT LEAST Twice A DAY
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? EVERY TIME

Where do you masturbate:

In bed? YES
In the shower? YES
In the bath? YES
Outdoors? YES
At work? Retired now but have when I did work
Every room in the house? YES
In a car while traveling along the interstate? YES!

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? AND A FEW OTHERS
A friend? Joyce, Melanie, Michelle, Cheryl, Donna
A friend's spouse? To a few of them
A stranger? - Sometimes,
A co-worker? – When I worked - Yes
A member of the same sex? OFTEN
A member of the opposite sex? ALL THE TIME
A past lover? SOMETIMES, IT'S NICE TO REMEMBER THEM

What position do you play in:

On your back? OFTEN
DOGGIE – rarely
Standing? SOMETIMES
Kneeling? LOTS
Sitting? LOTS WITH LEGS SPREAD OVER THE ARMS OF MY CHAIR
Lying on tummy? No

How do you play:

With left hand? When right gets tired
With right hand? ALL THE TIME
With a toy? ALL THE TIME – have a variety of toys that I like to use
With water from bath? SOMETIMES
Written erotica? OFTEN, I LOVE TRUE STORIES
Pictures? SOMETIMES
Movie clips online? SOMETIMES
Something on TV? NOT REALLY

What is your favorite porn: (RANKED BY NUMBER IN ORDER)

Straight sex between man and woman? 5
Gay or lesbian sex? 2
Group sex or orgies? 4
Blow jobs/oral sex? 1
Cumshots? 3
Age play? ONLY YOUNGER PEOPLE
S&M? 6
Role playing? 7
Kinky? 8

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? YES
A chat room dialogue? YES
Exchanged stories or pictures? YES

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? Yes I have…who hasn’t when growing up
Masturbated for a man/woman? YES TO BOTH
Masturbated for the same sex? YES
Masturbated in a group? Rarely
Masturbated for a photo? NO
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Masturbated to someone in family - Yes

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? A little with my nipples
Insert something or play with your ass? ALL THE TIME
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? SOMETMES
Use pain as a method of playing? NO


Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? WHENEVER I CAN!
When was the last time you masturbated? ABOUT 2 hours ago
Are you wet or hard now? VERY Hard
Are you going to masturbate now? JUST AS SOON AS I FINISH
Are you a masturbation addict? Very much so.
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? DEPENDS ON WHAT'S SAID IN THE CONVERSATION
What is the most you have played in one day? ABOUT 5 times
Did you touch yourself while answering this survey? Yes I did