Are my Testicles Black?

Are my testicles black?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult surgery.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask.
"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed,
the young nurse replies,
"I don't know, Sir.

I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.
" He struggles to ask again,
"Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown,

holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She takes a close look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!
"The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful,
but, listen very, very closely...
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

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Where's your Wheelie Bin?

A dustman is going along a street
picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them
into his dustcart.
He gets to one house where the bin
hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it,
goes round the back but still can't see it
so he knocks on the door.

There's no answer so he knocks again.
Eventually a Japanese bloke answers...

"Harro", says the Jap guy

"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realizing the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says

"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.

"Mate" says the dustman...
"you're misunderstanding me...
Where's your Wheelie Bin?"

"OK" "OK" , says the Jap, "I wheelie bin having wank