My first confrontation with the DL
Ok, years ago I was on AOL and loving it, meeting women here and there my profile had link to cock shots and body shots and stuff. So one day this person hit me up and I thought it was a chick, talking about my dick looks nice and he's was in philly and love to meet up. Then he said something about he was married and I was like "Oh I bet your wife is hot as hell." He showed a pic and I like it. I thought this would be a 3 way kinda thing, boy was I wrong. As we talk more he talking about how he like my dick and stuff. As I say thanks and shit, when gay guys say they like my dick I say thanks cause it's a compliment and I'm not an asshole or a HOMOPHOB scared of gay people so much I think beating them up for looking at me is what to do.(Lets get real you're beating the gay guy in you up when you beat them up. Let it go you're gay.)
So he tells me it's ok I'm on the DL I thought about it for like a minute and I was like in my head 'the dick licker? What does he mean?' Then I asked 'Down Low?' He's like yeah and I laugh I'm like yeah I'm on that to with women.. I sleep around. He was like no like DL with men fucking men and stuff. I was like oh you're Gay? I'm not gay. He was like nah the DL I'm thinking to myself and I say no that's gay but whatever I'm not into it.. He's trying to talk me into it saying he would suck me off but i fair turn I'd have to suck him. I was like LOL NO thank you.. I don't want dick in my mouth. He told me how I knew I wanted and needed it. I was like dude this is my line to women it wont work with me. Dudes that's all gay and homosexual stuff I'm not into it.. Just like I'm not into les sex I get nothing out of les sex and I want nothing with gay sex. I would say you could suck my dick but I doubt I get hard. NEver gonna know..So anyway yeah gay dudes are weird trying not to be gay.. I mean first Breeding you ain't breeding another ****a. Now DL not meaning gay or something c'mon be proud you are what you are.
So he tells me it's ok I'm on the DL I thought about it for like a minute and I was like in my head 'the dick licker? What does he mean?' Then I asked 'Down Low?' He's like yeah and I laugh I'm like yeah I'm on that to with women.. I sleep around. He was like no like DL with men fucking men and stuff. I was like oh you're Gay? I'm not gay. He was like nah the DL I'm thinking to myself and I say no that's gay but whatever I'm not into it.. He's trying to talk me into it saying he would suck me off but i fair turn I'd have to suck him. I was like LOL NO thank you.. I don't want dick in my mouth. He told me how I knew I wanted and needed it. I was like dude this is my line to women it wont work with me. Dudes that's all gay and homosexual stuff I'm not into it.. Just like I'm not into les sex I get nothing out of les sex and I want nothing with gay sex. I would say you could suck my dick but I doubt I get hard. NEver gonna know..So anyway yeah gay dudes are weird trying not to be gay.. I mean first Breeding you ain't breeding another ****a. Now DL not meaning gay or something c'mon be proud you are what you are.
11年前