Common sense 101 all XHamster guys should know
This is meant in good humor, not trying to be cocky. I am guilty of some of these things too.
DICK PICS
Dick pics are just dumb. Its especially dumb when you take a close up of your dick with no context. A 4" dick looks the same as a 9" in a close up. Plus girls dont know if that dick is attached to an Adonis or a fat hairy old man. Imagine if all girls just posted pictures of their clits- not tits, no ass, no legs, just clits. Its not like a girl hasn't seen a dick before and shes going to be amazed by your dick pic.
READ GIRLS PROFILES
If she says shes looking for women or couples, stop trying to hit on her. Its not like you're going to be the game changer thats going to make her suddenly want cock. Just like some gay dude isnt going to have a cock or abs thats going make you switch teams.
REALITY IS STILL REALITY
Its easy to get caught up on in fantasy when browsing porn videos. But the laws of attraction still apply here. If 22 year old hotties aren't lining up to push aside your beer belly to get at your 50 year old cock in real life, its not going to happen here either. If you wouldnt walk up to a girl in a bar and tell her to call you for a fuck sometime, you probably shouldn't do it here either.
MATH IS STILL MATH
If a girl has 4000 friends and everyone is inviting her for sex, your 4001'st PM probably isnt going to be the one thats going to catch her eye. And c1hances are any PM you send to any girl is 1 of 100 she's gotten that day alone.
CAM GIRLS AND STRIPPERS WANT YOUR MONEY, NOT YOUR COCK
Yeah, they're hot. They (claim to) live near you. They talk dirty. Its their job. They're not eagerly waiting to see your dick on Skype or meet you at a hotel. This applies to the majority of single girls on Xhamster.
MASTURBATION PICS AND VIDEOS
Its hot when girls do it. Its creepy when dudes do it. Sometimes there are double standards in life and this is one of them. Tribue videos are the creepiest and nastiest thing ever, but I guess some girls ask for them so I digress.
CHECK YOUR PMS GIRL!
If she ignored your PM, telling her on her wall that you sent her a PM won't accomplish anything.
MOST GIRLS ON HERE ARE FAKE
Regular girls dont post fully nude pictures along with their face for their co-workers, neighbors, and family to possibly stumble across. If you see a profile like that its probably fake or a webcam girl (see above). Your PM to her is like talking to a wall.
Feel free to add any I missed below:
DICK PICS
Dick pics are just dumb. Its especially dumb when you take a close up of your dick with no context. A 4" dick looks the same as a 9" in a close up. Plus girls dont know if that dick is attached to an Adonis or a fat hairy old man. Imagine if all girls just posted pictures of their clits- not tits, no ass, no legs, just clits. Its not like a girl hasn't seen a dick before and shes going to be amazed by your dick pic.
READ GIRLS PROFILES
If she says shes looking for women or couples, stop trying to hit on her. Its not like you're going to be the game changer thats going to make her suddenly want cock. Just like some gay dude isnt going to have a cock or abs thats going make you switch teams.
REALITY IS STILL REALITY
Its easy to get caught up on in fantasy when browsing porn videos. But the laws of attraction still apply here. If 22 year old hotties aren't lining up to push aside your beer belly to get at your 50 year old cock in real life, its not going to happen here either. If you wouldnt walk up to a girl in a bar and tell her to call you for a fuck sometime, you probably shouldn't do it here either.
MATH IS STILL MATH
If a girl has 4000 friends and everyone is inviting her for sex, your 4001'st PM probably isnt going to be the one thats going to catch her eye. And c1hances are any PM you send to any girl is 1 of 100 she's gotten that day alone.
CAM GIRLS AND STRIPPERS WANT YOUR MONEY, NOT YOUR COCK
Yeah, they're hot. They (claim to) live near you. They talk dirty. Its their job. They're not eagerly waiting to see your dick on Skype or meet you at a hotel. This applies to the majority of single girls on Xhamster.
MASTURBATION PICS AND VIDEOS
Its hot when girls do it. Its creepy when dudes do it. Sometimes there are double standards in life and this is one of them. Tribue videos are the creepiest and nastiest thing ever, but I guess some girls ask for them so I digress.
CHECK YOUR PMS GIRL!
If she ignored your PM, telling her on her wall that you sent her a PM won't accomplish anything.
MOST GIRLS ON HERE ARE FAKE
Regular girls dont post fully nude pictures along with their face for their co-workers, neighbors, and family to possibly stumble across. If you see a profile like that its probably fake or a webcam girl (see above). Your PM to her is like talking to a wall.
Feel free to add any I missed below:
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