ODD-JOB JONNY
ODD-JOB JONNY
I'll be moving on soon, there's only so many women in this city that a 'jack the lad' like me can fuck before things start to get complicated. I've built up my business mainly by word of mouth and recommendations from satisfied customers, if you know what I mean. I came here about ten years ago after a very messy divorce, I am a plumber, electrician and builder, my van which I'll soon be loading up with my tools and furniture for the journey to pastures new, has patiently waited for me outside many a house whilst I have been inside taking care of my customers needs, and on the whole I think most of my jobs have been successfully completed to the lady of the house's satisfaction. I've fucked widows (they are usually very appreciative of my services), I've fucked mums, grannies, daughters, wives, sisters .... and what used to intrigue me in the early days was that these ladies always seemed to ring me after my first visit which was usually in the presence of Hubby, or Father, or Partner. Then the follow up visit was arranged when he was at work or away on a business trip .... very strange that, don't you think? "Hi Jonny, I don't seem to be able to get the dishwasher working, can you pop over today and have a look at it please?" And my answer usually is, "Well I've got a job to finish here, but I can make a special trip sometime this afternoon. Will you be in later?" the answer usually was, "Yes Jonny, I'll be in all day, he's not due back till 6 or 7 ...... " And when you get there you realise that she could get it working if she pressed the right button, so that's when I begin to start pressing buttons and before long we usually get it together .....
I remember getting into a few sc****s along the way, like doggy-fucking a sweet petite milf on her kitchen floor and her husband drives right up the drive and stops outside the door ... panic, she scoots out of the kitchen on her hands and knees, I swiftly pull up my trousers, still wearing the condom, grab her panties off the floor and bury my head under the sink just as he opens the door. And that woman with purple hair, tattoos, snakes and things, and piercings, eight fucking rings through her labia, tits and belly button, wanted me to fuck her in the arse, not really my scene but I did, I shagged her as hard and as rough as I could while she dildoed herself. I never went back there to finish the work, she wanted me to fix a wooden cross to the wall in her cellar, full of whips and manacles it was, fucking scary !! ........ And the time I was fucking a milf in the marital bed and a toddler appears in the doorway, should have been having its afternoon nap but I reckon we woke it up .... "It's OK honey, mummy and daddy were just having a rest, look at daddy, he's gone to sleep under the bedclothes. Come on let's put you back in your bed for a while longer."
When I'm alone with the lady of the house, I sometimes leave my toolbox lid open, in one of the compartments I keep about six condoms, the type in a see through packet, no mistaking what they are! Some ladies ask straight out what they are for ...... and then realise what they've said .... blushes and embarrassment usually follow ... and I know I've made a start there .....
And then there's Sandra! .... Well .... a dark horse, that one .... Butter wouldn't melt ...... very attractive girl, about 29 I would say, long hair, nice smile, puppydog eyes, and breasts that I couldn't keep my eyes off, and she knew it.......... Got a call one Sunday, genuine emergency, water leaking from a bad joint in the kitchen. She and her Husband, no sorry .... Partner I think, were pleased that I came out so quickly ..... No problem, I was only watching tele anyway but you don't say that do you? Well anyway I did a temporary repair because it needed a new three way coupling and I couldn't get one till monday. He said that would be OK because 'Sandy' was not at work tomorrow but he had to be. Words like music to my ears .... I finished the repair and still on my back with my head under the sink, I asked if they could turn on the water. Sandra was the nearest so she stood next to me and turned on the tap, no problem the pipe was sealed, but I didn't say that straight away, I wanted a look at those legs ..... nice strong legs, pretty knees and a few inches of widening thighs before my view was blocked by her denim skirt ..... Ah Well, can't win 'em all. Then ..... bloody Hell ... she crouched down to look at the pipework, knees together of course but that skirt seemed to have moved up and I could see bare thighs almost, but sadly not quite all the way to her knickers. I was hooked .... I vowed then that we would be fucking tomorrow and those legs would be wrapped round my waist...... big time! She saw me looking , and just a hint of a smile appeared, then her eyes went to my tool box lid ....... She saw the Johnnies in their compartment, flashed her eyes at me again and stood up, I smartly closed the lid and prayed to God that he hadn't seen them.
After I had picked up the joint from the plumbers merchant I went straight round to their house. She was waiting with a cuppa, and two wonderful bra-less tits under her tee shirt, like two little lads fighting under the bedsheets. I couldn't stop myself from saying that it was obvious she didn't have her nipples pierced, she didn't reply, just a smile and a look that said ... Huh typical fella! After asking me how long the job would take she told me she had some ironing to do and to give her a shout when I had finished. I had left my soldering kit in the van and when I returned she had gone so I knuckled down to the job. Half an hour later I had finished and cleaned up and was ready to chance my luck with the lady's favours. As requested I shouted down the passage that I had finished, She shouted back and told me to come down to the lounge, I hitched up my shorts, smoothed my hand across my hair and set off down the hallway ........ Oh my sweet Jesus!!! I have never seen a woman ironing bollock naked before ..... I just stood in the doorway with my mouth wide open probably .....
"Come In." she says as she bends down to unplug the iron, and then straight down to business. Within seconds I was starkers too, and as we kissed she got hold of my cock, then she whispered,
"Nice cock," and she began to make him grow, "I'm gonna fuck him soon, but first, when I've got him nice and hard I'm gonna tit-fuck him, bet he'll like that. I've seen you looking , yesterday and today can't keep your eyes off them can you? Go ahead and play with them .... and when you've painted them with your spunk .... I'm gonna ride you till you're sore ... and then .... well let's see how it goes .... sit on the couch Jonny Boy... don't knock that Rubber Johnnie off the arm we might need that later .... nicked it out of your toolbox while you were in your van .... I've got a freshly ironed towel for you to sit on .... don't want his lordship to see any damp patches when he comes home, do we?"
Sat there with my legs open, and Sandra kneeling in front of me she dominated the proceedings, looking at her you'd think she'd be the shy one but she knew what she wanted and was going for it, and I was more than happy to let her. Expertly she brought me to a full stonking erection by strokng, kissing, sucking, tongueing my purple helmet, holding him straight up and mouthing my balls, soft hands, soft lips and then .... almost making me cum, she lifted herself up and placed him between her tits. Surrounded by soft fleshy boobs, his head poking out like he was taking in air, then disappearing again, I new that I couldn't take this for too long, I had been dreaming of this since yesterday and there's only so much a man can take. I began to feel uncomfortable, trying to hold back, clenching my buttocks, but the need was too great, I took hold of him, she knew why, cupping her breasts together she encouraged me .....
"Wank him Jonny ..... make him spit at me .... cover these tits with all you've got ..... cos we're gonna fuck like hell while you make some more ..................."
I enjoy masturbating, but you can't beat doing it onto real tits, a real woman, real time ............. my rubbing and her words brought on a mind blowing cum shot, thrilling, electric pulsating pumps of jizz covered her tits, nearly to her chin. Still holding him and still reeling inside, I directed my cock-head to immerse in the semen between her tits, then literally painted it over the untouched areas, and when he touched a hard nipple it made me jerk again and push out the last bead of milky cum onto her puckered nipple. She took over again, holding him tenderly as she licked him, and gently cleaned him in her mouth as I held her head, until my own head slowly returned to reality. And the reality was that I was still rock hard, her gentle touch had worked wonders beause he usually has a rest after jerking off.
"My turn now," Sandra got up off her knees and sat astride my lap, holding and stroking John Thomas against her tummy, "Just sit there for me big boy, sit there and let me pleasure myself on your rock hard donger ....." Rising up on her knees she rubbed my cock-head against her wet, open pussy and let out a moan of pleasure as she located the lips of her opening and sank down, enveloping me in a tight tunnel of hot, spongy cunt. Once again she took over and I just sat back and enjoyed every second, it's not often a man gets fucked, and I was more than happy to let her. For quite a few minutes she worked ..... slowly at times with her eyes closed, then faster making her breasts jump up and down, then grabbing my head and passionately kissing me whilst forcing her tongue in and out of my mouth, fucking me with her tongue, and all the time breathing faster, little squeals of delight when she had a mini orgasm I presume. My hands enjoyed caressing and holding and kissing those gorgeous breasts, feasting on her hard dark nipples, as she relentlessly jigged and jogged on my cock. When her hand went down to her clitty I sensed she was close to something, when she closed her eyes again and her face contorted to a grimace, it looked like she was in pain but I don't think it was pain. She felt hot, her skin was damp, but ladies don't sweat do they? .... she was perspiring, her cheeks and nose were glistening .... and she started to shake her head, her hair now totally hiding her face, her hands clutched my shoulders now and she began to shudder, at the same time my cock was being clasped and grasped by powerful muscle contractions, she flopped forwards on to me, breasts heaving, body shaking in tremors and a mixture of sounds of pleasure from her mouth. Then she slowed and stopped, just laying there panting for breath, and I wanted to try something, wanted to see what would happen ...... my hands supported her bum and lifted her up just a couple of inches and I began a fast and furious pumping of her cunt. Her head came up, wide eyed in astonishment, and my cock thrust up and down as fast as I could make it, her vagina seemed to clasp me hard, and the juices made us into a tight wet slippy-slidy fucking machine, and I pumped and pumped, I was getting breathless now, and Sandra began to squeal with every thrust, high pitched, like a piglet being held by its tail and wanting to escape. Suddenly she forced herself down, stopping me from moving and once again she was wracked by a massive orgasm, a cock squeazing rythmic pulsing from deep inside her, a flood of hot fluid soaking my balls and another total collapse of her body against mine accompanied by what seemed to be sobbing ...... eventually she raised her head and looked at me ...... strands of hair stuck to her forehead and cheeks ..... we kissed again, passionately, and held each other tight. But I hadn't finished, I was still rock hard. Christ! Had someone slipped me a Viagra or something? I had been so engrossed in giving Sandra her pleasure I still needed to cum ..... I lifted her up and came out of her .... and I knew what I wanted ..... "Need to fuck baby, need to cum, doggy baby, Fuck! you've made me so fucking horny." We got on the floor, in front of the couch and Sandra knelt down and rested her upper body on the couch, I was behind her in a flash and inside her just as quickly. Boy! She was wet, and tight. My carnal lust would soon be satisfied ..... "Oh Sandy " I began, "That feels sooooo fucking good .... so naughty ..... fucking his cheating woman while he's at work .... Hmmm like a bitch on heat ....." and I began again, pummelling her swollen cunt, deep and fast, bodies slapping together, and my cock being aroused to it's impending climax .... "Now baby .... now ..... Oh sweet Jesus ... nnnn ... nnnn ..... uggggh ..." .... and a massive ejaculation spilled out inside her, pumping semen deep into her body, making me a trembling, thrutching, shivering, slobbering spunk machine, until I had no more strength or breath left and I fell forwards onto her back, totally knackered ............. then I saw the condom, still in its packet on the arm of the couch !!!!!
I'll be moving on soon, there's only so many women in this city that a 'jack the lad' like me can fuck before things start to get complicated. I've built up my business mainly by word of mouth and recommendations from satisfied customers, if you know what I mean. I came here about ten years ago after a very messy divorce, I am a plumber, electrician and builder, my van which I'll soon be loading up with my tools and furniture for the journey to pastures new, has patiently waited for me outside many a house whilst I have been inside taking care of my customers needs, and on the whole I think most of my jobs have been successfully completed to the lady of the house's satisfaction. I've fucked widows (they are usually very appreciative of my services), I've fucked mums, grannies, daughters, wives, sisters .... and what used to intrigue me in the early days was that these ladies always seemed to ring me after my first visit which was usually in the presence of Hubby, or Father, or Partner. Then the follow up visit was arranged when he was at work or away on a business trip .... very strange that, don't you think? "Hi Jonny, I don't seem to be able to get the dishwasher working, can you pop over today and have a look at it please?" And my answer usually is, "Well I've got a job to finish here, but I can make a special trip sometime this afternoon. Will you be in later?" the answer usually was, "Yes Jonny, I'll be in all day, he's not due back till 6 or 7 ...... " And when you get there you realise that she could get it working if she pressed the right button, so that's when I begin to start pressing buttons and before long we usually get it together .....
I remember getting into a few sc****s along the way, like doggy-fucking a sweet petite milf on her kitchen floor and her husband drives right up the drive and stops outside the door ... panic, she scoots out of the kitchen on her hands and knees, I swiftly pull up my trousers, still wearing the condom, grab her panties off the floor and bury my head under the sink just as he opens the door. And that woman with purple hair, tattoos, snakes and things, and piercings, eight fucking rings through her labia, tits and belly button, wanted me to fuck her in the arse, not really my scene but I did, I shagged her as hard and as rough as I could while she dildoed herself. I never went back there to finish the work, she wanted me to fix a wooden cross to the wall in her cellar, full of whips and manacles it was, fucking scary !! ........ And the time I was fucking a milf in the marital bed and a toddler appears in the doorway, should have been having its afternoon nap but I reckon we woke it up .... "It's OK honey, mummy and daddy were just having a rest, look at daddy, he's gone to sleep under the bedclothes. Come on let's put you back in your bed for a while longer."
When I'm alone with the lady of the house, I sometimes leave my toolbox lid open, in one of the compartments I keep about six condoms, the type in a see through packet, no mistaking what they are! Some ladies ask straight out what they are for ...... and then realise what they've said .... blushes and embarrassment usually follow ... and I know I've made a start there .....
And then there's Sandra! .... Well .... a dark horse, that one .... Butter wouldn't melt ...... very attractive girl, about 29 I would say, long hair, nice smile, puppydog eyes, and breasts that I couldn't keep my eyes off, and she knew it.......... Got a call one Sunday, genuine emergency, water leaking from a bad joint in the kitchen. She and her Husband, no sorry .... Partner I think, were pleased that I came out so quickly ..... No problem, I was only watching tele anyway but you don't say that do you? Well anyway I did a temporary repair because it needed a new three way coupling and I couldn't get one till monday. He said that would be OK because 'Sandy' was not at work tomorrow but he had to be. Words like music to my ears .... I finished the repair and still on my back with my head under the sink, I asked if they could turn on the water. Sandra was the nearest so she stood next to me and turned on the tap, no problem the pipe was sealed, but I didn't say that straight away, I wanted a look at those legs ..... nice strong legs, pretty knees and a few inches of widening thighs before my view was blocked by her denim skirt ..... Ah Well, can't win 'em all. Then ..... bloody Hell ... she crouched down to look at the pipework, knees together of course but that skirt seemed to have moved up and I could see bare thighs almost, but sadly not quite all the way to her knickers. I was hooked .... I vowed then that we would be fucking tomorrow and those legs would be wrapped round my waist...... big time! She saw me looking , and just a hint of a smile appeared, then her eyes went to my tool box lid ....... She saw the Johnnies in their compartment, flashed her eyes at me again and stood up, I smartly closed the lid and prayed to God that he hadn't seen them.
After I had picked up the joint from the plumbers merchant I went straight round to their house. She was waiting with a cuppa, and two wonderful bra-less tits under her tee shirt, like two little lads fighting under the bedsheets. I couldn't stop myself from saying that it was obvious she didn't have her nipples pierced, she didn't reply, just a smile and a look that said ... Huh typical fella! After asking me how long the job would take she told me she had some ironing to do and to give her a shout when I had finished. I had left my soldering kit in the van and when I returned she had gone so I knuckled down to the job. Half an hour later I had finished and cleaned up and was ready to chance my luck with the lady's favours. As requested I shouted down the passage that I had finished, She shouted back and told me to come down to the lounge, I hitched up my shorts, smoothed my hand across my hair and set off down the hallway ........ Oh my sweet Jesus!!! I have never seen a woman ironing bollock naked before ..... I just stood in the doorway with my mouth wide open probably .....
"Come In." she says as she bends down to unplug the iron, and then straight down to business. Within seconds I was starkers too, and as we kissed she got hold of my cock, then she whispered,
"Nice cock," and she began to make him grow, "I'm gonna fuck him soon, but first, when I've got him nice and hard I'm gonna tit-fuck him, bet he'll like that. I've seen you looking , yesterday and today can't keep your eyes off them can you? Go ahead and play with them .... and when you've painted them with your spunk .... I'm gonna ride you till you're sore ... and then .... well let's see how it goes .... sit on the couch Jonny Boy... don't knock that Rubber Johnnie off the arm we might need that later .... nicked it out of your toolbox while you were in your van .... I've got a freshly ironed towel for you to sit on .... don't want his lordship to see any damp patches when he comes home, do we?"
Sat there with my legs open, and Sandra kneeling in front of me she dominated the proceedings, looking at her you'd think she'd be the shy one but she knew what she wanted and was going for it, and I was more than happy to let her. Expertly she brought me to a full stonking erection by strokng, kissing, sucking, tongueing my purple helmet, holding him straight up and mouthing my balls, soft hands, soft lips and then .... almost making me cum, she lifted herself up and placed him between her tits. Surrounded by soft fleshy boobs, his head poking out like he was taking in air, then disappearing again, I new that I couldn't take this for too long, I had been dreaming of this since yesterday and there's only so much a man can take. I began to feel uncomfortable, trying to hold back, clenching my buttocks, but the need was too great, I took hold of him, she knew why, cupping her breasts together she encouraged me .....
"Wank him Jonny ..... make him spit at me .... cover these tits with all you've got ..... cos we're gonna fuck like hell while you make some more ..................."
I enjoy masturbating, but you can't beat doing it onto real tits, a real woman, real time ............. my rubbing and her words brought on a mind blowing cum shot, thrilling, electric pulsating pumps of jizz covered her tits, nearly to her chin. Still holding him and still reeling inside, I directed my cock-head to immerse in the semen between her tits, then literally painted it over the untouched areas, and when he touched a hard nipple it made me jerk again and push out the last bead of milky cum onto her puckered nipple. She took over again, holding him tenderly as she licked him, and gently cleaned him in her mouth as I held her head, until my own head slowly returned to reality. And the reality was that I was still rock hard, her gentle touch had worked wonders beause he usually has a rest after jerking off.
"My turn now," Sandra got up off her knees and sat astride my lap, holding and stroking John Thomas against her tummy, "Just sit there for me big boy, sit there and let me pleasure myself on your rock hard donger ....." Rising up on her knees she rubbed my cock-head against her wet, open pussy and let out a moan of pleasure as she located the lips of her opening and sank down, enveloping me in a tight tunnel of hot, spongy cunt. Once again she took over and I just sat back and enjoyed every second, it's not often a man gets fucked, and I was more than happy to let her. For quite a few minutes she worked ..... slowly at times with her eyes closed, then faster making her breasts jump up and down, then grabbing my head and passionately kissing me whilst forcing her tongue in and out of my mouth, fucking me with her tongue, and all the time breathing faster, little squeals of delight when she had a mini orgasm I presume. My hands enjoyed caressing and holding and kissing those gorgeous breasts, feasting on her hard dark nipples, as she relentlessly jigged and jogged on my cock. When her hand went down to her clitty I sensed she was close to something, when she closed her eyes again and her face contorted to a grimace, it looked like she was in pain but I don't think it was pain. She felt hot, her skin was damp, but ladies don't sweat do they? .... she was perspiring, her cheeks and nose were glistening .... and she started to shake her head, her hair now totally hiding her face, her hands clutched my shoulders now and she began to shudder, at the same time my cock was being clasped and grasped by powerful muscle contractions, she flopped forwards on to me, breasts heaving, body shaking in tremors and a mixture of sounds of pleasure from her mouth. Then she slowed and stopped, just laying there panting for breath, and I wanted to try something, wanted to see what would happen ...... my hands supported her bum and lifted her up just a couple of inches and I began a fast and furious pumping of her cunt. Her head came up, wide eyed in astonishment, and my cock thrust up and down as fast as I could make it, her vagina seemed to clasp me hard, and the juices made us into a tight wet slippy-slidy fucking machine, and I pumped and pumped, I was getting breathless now, and Sandra began to squeal with every thrust, high pitched, like a piglet being held by its tail and wanting to escape. Suddenly she forced herself down, stopping me from moving and once again she was wracked by a massive orgasm, a cock squeazing rythmic pulsing from deep inside her, a flood of hot fluid soaking my balls and another total collapse of her body against mine accompanied by what seemed to be sobbing ...... eventually she raised her head and looked at me ...... strands of hair stuck to her forehead and cheeks ..... we kissed again, passionately, and held each other tight. But I hadn't finished, I was still rock hard. Christ! Had someone slipped me a Viagra or something? I had been so engrossed in giving Sandra her pleasure I still needed to cum ..... I lifted her up and came out of her .... and I knew what I wanted ..... "Need to fuck baby, need to cum, doggy baby, Fuck! you've made me so fucking horny." We got on the floor, in front of the couch and Sandra knelt down and rested her upper body on the couch, I was behind her in a flash and inside her just as quickly. Boy! She was wet, and tight. My carnal lust would soon be satisfied ..... "Oh Sandy " I began, "That feels sooooo fucking good .... so naughty ..... fucking his cheating woman while he's at work .... Hmmm like a bitch on heat ....." and I began again, pummelling her swollen cunt, deep and fast, bodies slapping together, and my cock being aroused to it's impending climax .... "Now baby .... now ..... Oh sweet Jesus ... nnnn ... nnnn ..... uggggh ..." .... and a massive ejaculation spilled out inside her, pumping semen deep into her body, making me a trembling, thrutching, shivering, slobbering spunk machine, until I had no more strength or breath left and I fell forwards onto her back, totally knackered ............. then I saw the condom, still in its packet on the arm of the couch !!!!!
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