Dirty Jokes

I just thought I would start a blog so people could post their favorite dirty jokes.

All I ask is that If you decide to post a joke nothing about v******e towards women or k**s. And try to keep the religious stuff to a minimum. Anything that I find too out of bounds will be removed. Other then that I hope to see some good jokes. :)

Here is one of my favorites to start out with.

A nun and a priest are traveling through the desert. They get half way through and their camel dies. They figure we are people of faith we will be rescued in no time. Weeks go by with no rescue. Giving up hope of rescue the priest started to think “I have never seen a woman naked.” He finally gets up the courage and asks the nun if he could see her naked so he would know what a woman looked like before he died. The nun thought about it for a while and decided she could trust him so she agreed, and disrobed. The priest looked at he said "Thank you." and that was the end. But this got the nun thinking. That she had never seen a man naked. So after a while she worked up the courage and asked the priest if she could see him naked before she died so she would know what a man looked like. He decided it was only fair after all she had let him see her naked. He undresses. She is looking at him then says “Father what is that between your legs?” He says “That is Gods special gift, if I stick it in you it will create life.” The nun says “To hell with me, stick it in the camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of there!”


This could be the worst joke I ever heard....

Three men walk in to a bar, fourth one ducks.