What are your Porn Pet Peeves and Turn Offs?
What are the things that you try to avoid or skip over in Porn?
1) Close up on the guys face. NOTHING in porn is worse than when you're watching a great scene of a girl getting pounded, you're in mid stroke, and they cut to a close up on some dude's grungy face for 10 seconds
2) Extreme Close ups. Most of the girls have a lot of mileage on them and close ups dont do them justice. Plus theres nothing really attractive about a clit. I need to see curves and shape overall body.
3) Camera behind the dude. I hate when theres a good doggy style scene with a smoking hot girl, and the dudes ass takes up 60% of the screen
4) Japanese porn. Dont get me wrong, I LOVE Asian girls. But Japanese porn is made for Japanese guy tastes. A typical scene is 19 minutes of foreplay and 1 minute of boring missionary sex. Plus they are really into humiliation and nipple clamps etc.. just doesnt do it for me. Also not a fan of the big bushes.
5) Thai porn. Again, I love Asian chicks but... Thai porn usually consist of old white guys who couldnt get laid in the US going to Thailand for cheap prostitutes and filming it. The girls look completely uninterested and cant wait for it to be over.
6) Dudes that talk. This is common in stuff like Bang brothers and Bang Bus. Dudes talk the whole time, try to make jokes, say things like "oh yeah b*o, hit that, yeah b*o, she likes that!". NO ONE wants to hear another guy talking when they are rubbing one out. And no one is downloading porn to hear some lame jokes.
1) Close up on the guys face. NOTHING in porn is worse than when you're watching a great scene of a girl getting pounded, you're in mid stroke, and they cut to a close up on some dude's grungy face for 10 seconds
2) Extreme Close ups. Most of the girls have a lot of mileage on them and close ups dont do them justice. Plus theres nothing really attractive about a clit. I need to see curves and shape overall body.
3) Camera behind the dude. I hate when theres a good doggy style scene with a smoking hot girl, and the dudes ass takes up 60% of the screen
4) Japanese porn. Dont get me wrong, I LOVE Asian girls. But Japanese porn is made for Japanese guy tastes. A typical scene is 19 minutes of foreplay and 1 minute of boring missionary sex. Plus they are really into humiliation and nipple clamps etc.. just doesnt do it for me. Also not a fan of the big bushes.
5) Thai porn. Again, I love Asian chicks but... Thai porn usually consist of old white guys who couldnt get laid in the US going to Thailand for cheap prostitutes and filming it. The girls look completely uninterested and cant wait for it to be over.
6) Dudes that talk. This is common in stuff like Bang brothers and Bang Bus. Dudes talk the whole time, try to make jokes, say things like "oh yeah b*o, hit that, yeah b*o, she likes that!". NO ONE wants to hear another guy talking when they are rubbing one out. And no one is downloading porn to hear some lame jokes.
11年前
