Animal Tail Booty Corks

I was thinking it would be cool for a bird tail, but then I started laughing because it would be pretty short and it would look like you just stuffed a bird up your ass, haha.

But it WOULD be awesome if they had DINOSAUR ONES! Because dinosaurs are awesome and who doesn't want to pretend they're a dinosaur?

OR Spiked dragon ones with poison on the end that you could use on your enemies! Imagine being killed by a poisoned dragon tail butt plug. The shame in it is great, butt wonderful, hue hue hue.

Would you use one though? Personally I probably wouldn't but they seem like great fun.

Shhhh, my ideas are brilliant.