A Bit of Sweet Fun!
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flapjacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later his sherbert Dib-Dab started ti itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset and he's got bloody Allsorts!!!
They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flapjacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later his sherbert Dib-Dab started ti itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset and he's got bloody Allsorts!!!
11年前
