Las Pussy
I caught a horrible cold after getting drenched in the rain. I've been snoozing under the warm covers most of the time recently. The weather is crazy lately, I love the rain but it has been raining non stop. It just makes me lazy and all I want to do is just snuggle with my teddy in bed but I've been feeling a little better today so I decided to go window shopping...well, more like just bitching with my lovely fellow man-loving friend.
He was complaining about how his crotch itches and I asked why not go for a waxing session? It's been quite some time since I've gotten waxed, why not get wax together? Ah ~ but the poof mumbled something about no-shave November and declined my offer. Meh, fine by me. I'll just go get a waxing done alone then while he tolerates for a few more days until December. Heheh.
We did some shopping, well more like he was the one who shopped. We spotted a peculiar skirt with a huge cat face in front of it. So it's like the pussy is on the pussy. We laughed like crazy, i know it's lame but there are quite a number of men who doesn't know where the clit is despite the clit staring directly into their faces.
It's like dude, what do you need? A freakin red carpet rolling out? Neon lights with helicopters flying above the pussy or a huge neon arrow sign that says: ENTER HERE? Why not add a limousine too? Welcome to Las Pussy! I swear, with all that amount of porn they're watching they should have know how to find the glory hole but no...disappointingly, they'll just get on top of you, stick their dick in between your thighs and hump like some rabid bunny and voila! There's gunk on your thighs.
I know it's kinda embarrassing to get corrected while your're humping, well for guys at least with all the ego and all. I mean, how humiliating it is for them if the girl just says: "Are you sure that's the place?" or an even direct "Dude, that ain't my pussy.". Being me, naturally....hmm, I would see what kind of person the guy is though. Sometimes I'm nice and I'll guide him to where the glory hole is (even though he has the experience since he humped a few others before) while most of the time I'll pretend to "Ooohs & Ahhs" under him while he humped between my thighs that is wet from the horniness dripping out of my Las Pussy which he thinks that it is Las Pussy. (Moron.)
Then he'll finish, gets up and asked: "Did you enjoy it?" I'll naturally part my legs open, point at the mess he shot onto my thighs and smile: "No. I didn't have any fun at all considering I felt NOTHING." So much for being a booty call.
I guess maybe next time I gotta bring some neon lights and a red carpet in case I meet anymore guys that are like this. :)
He was complaining about how his crotch itches and I asked why not go for a waxing session? It's been quite some time since I've gotten waxed, why not get wax together? Ah ~ but the poof mumbled something about no-shave November and declined my offer. Meh, fine by me. I'll just go get a waxing done alone then while he tolerates for a few more days until December. Heheh.
We did some shopping, well more like he was the one who shopped. We spotted a peculiar skirt with a huge cat face in front of it. So it's like the pussy is on the pussy. We laughed like crazy, i know it's lame but there are quite a number of men who doesn't know where the clit is despite the clit staring directly into their faces.
It's like dude, what do you need? A freakin red carpet rolling out? Neon lights with helicopters flying above the pussy or a huge neon arrow sign that says: ENTER HERE? Why not add a limousine too? Welcome to Las Pussy! I swear, with all that amount of porn they're watching they should have know how to find the glory hole but no...disappointingly, they'll just get on top of you, stick their dick in between your thighs and hump like some rabid bunny and voila! There's gunk on your thighs.
I know it's kinda embarrassing to get corrected while your're humping, well for guys at least with all the ego and all. I mean, how humiliating it is for them if the girl just says: "Are you sure that's the place?" or an even direct "Dude, that ain't my pussy.". Being me, naturally....hmm, I would see what kind of person the guy is though. Sometimes I'm nice and I'll guide him to where the glory hole is (even though he has the experience since he humped a few others before) while most of the time I'll pretend to "Ooohs & Ahhs" under him while he humped between my thighs that is wet from the horniness dripping out of my Las Pussy which he thinks that it is Las Pussy. (Moron.)
Then he'll finish, gets up and asked: "Did you enjoy it?" I'll naturally part my legs open, point at the mess he shot onto my thighs and smile: "No. I didn't have any fun at all considering I felt NOTHING." So much for being a booty call.
I guess maybe next time I gotta bring some neon lights and a red carpet in case I meet anymore guys that are like this. :)
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