Officer, was i speeding, how can i make this go aw

Yes, we all, at one time or another, gover the posted speed limit while driving, be it for a myriad of reasons, yet even i mile over the limit is speeding, yet very seldom will one get pulled over, that is, very seldom. Thus, one can be, and i was that one last week while driving my 2010 Mustang convertible, with the top down on a nice day. So, what did i do now? the flashing blue lights came from nowhere, so i pulled over and did the routine, kindly giving this trooper my license, etc, and he was hot! I asked him what was the problem, he said i was speeding, ok, no arguement, just wait, as i did. he returned and said that i better slow down, i said ok, but he still wrote me a warning, so to preclude this fromgoing legal. yes, i asked the old question, of can i make this go away? Wow, his answer floored me, saying yes, but that he liked guys, not girls, so i said look at this, and pulled my hard 7 inch shemale cock from my jeans and said if thais will do? He told me to get into his squad car, we both got in the back seat, and he showed me a huge 8 inch cock, mushroom head ,and said we should suck our cocks and cum in our mouths, yes! Luckily, this was on a somewhat deserted stretch of the highway, so we sucked so hard and shot our jizz about the same time! no time for ass fucking, but i got his private cell number and we have hooked up twice since at his place, ass fucking so hard i lost count of my orgasms and his. so, when an officer pulls you over, do not hesitate to ask him or her that question, you never know!