New Year Resolutions

It is that time of the year to make resolutions or renew pledges. Being depraved and completely sullied in porn it time to create this year's bucket list.

1. Write porn reviews, create a blog.
2. Complete my Harmony porn collection.
3. Continue collecting the latest DVD releases from Harmony.
3. Download more porn.
4. Renew porn subscriptions.
5. Wank a lot more with other online porn addicts.
6. Attend a porn convention or porn awards ceremony.
7. Attend or organise a jerk circle.
8. Work my way up to a 12 hour then 24 hour edging and gooning session.

If any of you depraved porn drenched souls think I should add more resolutions or wish to aid me in my resolutions, comment below.

Happy New Yew porn addicts.

Whore_Maker