The Cool Thing(s) about being a Swinger
1. You get more sex than most married people or singles. Assuming you have a club or network, there's no reason you can't have two-to-five partners a week. Easier to score that number at a party than inviting various couples over, but whatever works.
2. You get to have sex with people you normally wouldn't even talk to. Wife sees a guy with an interesting cock, she just offers herself. Hubby sees a woman with a cute butt, just ask her.
3. Lots of variety. Women can sample cocks of any length and thickness and color. Men can try tight pussies, loose pussies, deep pussies, shallow pussies. You can sample sex with partners of any size, color, age, or national origin. It's fun to keep track of how many countries you have fucked.
4. You learn new tricks and new strip games to enjoy at home with your spouse.
5. Strip games that end in sex are just really fun especially with new partners.
6. You meet someone new and you don't have to dance around and campaign and woo and pursue. You're all swingers so you're here to fuck and you can relax and enjoy the evening without wondering if you're going to score or not.
7. If you come home and find your spouse screwing a stranger, it's no big deal, especially if the stranger's spouse is there waiting for you.
8. If you just suddenly have a horny attack and your spouse is not around, call a friend.
9. Spouse out of town? You don't have to be lonely OR feel guilty.
10. The other couple may have porn DVDs you and your spouse haven't seen yet.
11. Wives can experience the fun of a striptease contest but it's not in public and nobody outside of the room ever knows it happened. While husbands feel silly doing a strip contest for the wives, it is something that is really fun and funny.
12. Ooops, you're at a swinger party and you just met your boss or your in-laws or your second kousin or a coworker or a customer. No need to panic. They're here after what you're here after, and after it's all over you'll be even closer!
13. Any fantasy you or your spouse have, you can find someone in the group to share it. If you're into anal and your spouse is most definitely not, you don't have to miss out.
14. You can watch swinger, strip game, and orgy videos with a group of friends and then recreate the action for yourself.
15. There's always a woman around to eat the creampie out of another women. Sperm should never be wasted.
16. If a woman doesn't cum from one fuck, there is another cock nearby.
2. You get to have sex with people you normally wouldn't even talk to. Wife sees a guy with an interesting cock, she just offers herself. Hubby sees a woman with a cute butt, just ask her.
3. Lots of variety. Women can sample cocks of any length and thickness and color. Men can try tight pussies, loose pussies, deep pussies, shallow pussies. You can sample sex with partners of any size, color, age, or national origin. It's fun to keep track of how many countries you have fucked.
4. You learn new tricks and new strip games to enjoy at home with your spouse.
5. Strip games that end in sex are just really fun especially with new partners.
6. You meet someone new and you don't have to dance around and campaign and woo and pursue. You're all swingers so you're here to fuck and you can relax and enjoy the evening without wondering if you're going to score or not.
7. If you come home and find your spouse screwing a stranger, it's no big deal, especially if the stranger's spouse is there waiting for you.
8. If you just suddenly have a horny attack and your spouse is not around, call a friend.
9. Spouse out of town? You don't have to be lonely OR feel guilty.
10. The other couple may have porn DVDs you and your spouse haven't seen yet.
11. Wives can experience the fun of a striptease contest but it's not in public and nobody outside of the room ever knows it happened. While husbands feel silly doing a strip contest for the wives, it is something that is really fun and funny.
12. Ooops, you're at a swinger party and you just met your boss or your in-laws or your second kousin or a coworker or a customer. No need to panic. They're here after what you're here after, and after it's all over you'll be even closer!
13. Any fantasy you or your spouse have, you can find someone in the group to share it. If you're into anal and your spouse is most definitely not, you don't have to miss out.
14. You can watch swinger, strip game, and orgy videos with a group of friends and then recreate the action for yourself.
15. There's always a woman around to eat the creampie out of another women. Sperm should never be wasted.
16. If a woman doesn't cum from one fuck, there is another cock nearby.
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