What most people won't tell you about when yo

1. You can just about get away with sharing the same clothes as your c***d (if they are the same gender, and in their teens) without looking inappropriate.

2. You can still vaguely remember doing schoolwork - which actually helps a lot when they are doing theirs.

3. You have so much more energy before you reach 30. By that time you can (should) stop running round after them.

4. You're so poor when they are babies that your financial situation can only really get better.

5. You never really knew what it was like to have freedom, as in real adult freedom, so you don't have it to miss.

6. Your skin is more stretchy in your youth so you it more likely to repair itself to before pregnancy.

7. Being constantly reminded of how young you are is actually quite nice in your thirties.

8. You have more chance of living to see your great, great, great grandc***dren!

9. No matter how alone you feel remember this: 3 in 10 teen American girls will get pregnant at least once before age 20. That’s nearly 750,000 teen pregnancies every year.

10. Don't have the chest you dream of? Pregnancy changes for most girls. Now you have the boobs you always wanted, and they will attract the guys! Also a great excuse to go shopping and get some sexy new bras.

11. You'll find you're getting lots of extra attention from parents, aunts and uncles, not to mention your partner.

12. You'll develop a closer relationship with sisters, cousins or friends who are parents themselves. Congratulations, you've just won free admission to the parents' club!

13. Knowing that from now on, whatever happens, you'll never be bored again.

14. You get long strong nails, and great hair!!

15. So many more but last one on this list: When your pregnant, sex is way better. I mean crazy better.




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