Masturbtion Quiz
First Off:
Are you male or female? Male.
Age? 28
At what age did you start masturbating? 14-15
How many times a week do you masturbate? On average, 5.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once. I edge a lot to build it up.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Of course.
In the shower? Yes, not often though.
In the bath? I can't remember the last time I sat in a bath.
Outdoors? On occasion, especially when the weather is cooler.
At work? Yes. I can't walk around with an erection...
Every room in the house? Once is enough for me.
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Only once... Not worth the risk.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? When I had one, yes.
A friend? Four currently in rotation.
A friend's spouse? Yes, she told me I could and he'll NEVER KNOW.
A stranger? Yes. I often imagine chance encounters.
A co-worker? Guilty. She has a phenomenal ass, and I won't apologize. Hell, I'd tell her if she ever asked me.
A member of the same sex? Yeah, out of jealousy. What can I say? Lucky bastard has a hot cock...
A member of the opposite sex? Yes.
A past lover? No. That's called denial. Moving on...
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes.
Standing? Yup.
Kneeling? Rarely.
Sitting? Indeed.
Lying on tummy? Nope.
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes, when I'm on the computer.
With right hand? My dominant hand.
With a toy? Do cock rings count?
With water from bath? No baths, only showers.
Written erotica? Yeah, more often than I should.
Pictures? Of course.
Movie clips online? Yup.
Videos? We're on xHamster...
Something on TV? Rare; has happened before.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? It's still up there, but internet.
Gay or lesbian sex? Lesbian.
Group sex or orgies? Sometimes it's really hot.
Blow jobs/oral sex? Double yes.
Cumshots? Yes.
Age play? MILFS.
S&M? A little bit, if that makes any sense.
Role playing? Not often.
Kinky? Who isn't?
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes.
A chat room dialogue? Yup.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Stories more often than pictures.
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yeah, I was so naive way back when (didn't shut my door).
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yeah, see below.
Masturbated for the same sex? We were bored and it was a good idea at the time. There was a lot of cum by the time we finished. Regular occurrence now.
Masturbated in a group? Not yet. Not opposed to the idea.
Masturbated for a photo? Yeah.
Masturbated for a webcam? Nope, probably never will.
Masturbated for a video? Nope, because internet.
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Not so much.
Insert something or play with your ass? Yeah, turns out I enjoy it. Wish I would've started sooner.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Nope.
Use pain as a method of playing? No. Doesn't help get me off.
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Yeah, I eat my cum. NO SHAME IN MY GAME.
When was the last time you masturbated? Last night.
Are you wet or hard now? Yes, my cock is getting hard.
Are you going to masturbate now? Gearing up to.
Are you a masturbation addict? No? There are some days though...
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes, very.
How many times have you played with yourself in one day? 9. Can you say MARATHON?
Take it and pass it on.
Are you male or female? Male.
Age? 28
At what age did you start masturbating? 14-15
How many times a week do you masturbate? On average, 5.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once. I edge a lot to build it up.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Of course.
In the shower? Yes, not often though.
In the bath? I can't remember the last time I sat in a bath.
Outdoors? On occasion, especially when the weather is cooler.
At work? Yes. I can't walk around with an erection...
Every room in the house? Once is enough for me.
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Only once... Not worth the risk.
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? When I had one, yes.
A friend? Four currently in rotation.
A friend's spouse? Yes, she told me I could and he'll NEVER KNOW.
A stranger? Yes. I often imagine chance encounters.
A co-worker? Guilty. She has a phenomenal ass, and I won't apologize. Hell, I'd tell her if she ever asked me.
A member of the same sex? Yeah, out of jealousy. What can I say? Lucky bastard has a hot cock...
A member of the opposite sex? Yes.
A past lover? No. That's called denial. Moving on...
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes.
Standing? Yup.
Kneeling? Rarely.
Sitting? Indeed.
Lying on tummy? Nope.
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes, when I'm on the computer.
With right hand? My dominant hand.
With a toy? Do cock rings count?
With water from bath? No baths, only showers.
Written erotica? Yeah, more often than I should.
Pictures? Of course.
Movie clips online? Yup.
Videos? We're on xHamster...
Something on TV? Rare; has happened before.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? It's still up there, but internet.
Gay or lesbian sex? Lesbian.
Group sex or orgies? Sometimes it's really hot.
Blow jobs/oral sex? Double yes.
Cumshots? Yes.
Age play? MILFS.
S&M? A little bit, if that makes any sense.
Role playing? Not often.
Kinky? Who isn't?
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes.
A chat room dialogue? Yup.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Stories more often than pictures.
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yeah, I was so naive way back when (didn't shut my door).
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yeah, see below.
Masturbated for the same sex? We were bored and it was a good idea at the time. There was a lot of cum by the time we finished. Regular occurrence now.
Masturbated in a group? Not yet. Not opposed to the idea.
Masturbated for a photo? Yeah.
Masturbated for a webcam? Nope, probably never will.
Masturbated for a video? Nope, because internet.
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Not so much.
Insert something or play with your ass? Yeah, turns out I enjoy it. Wish I would've started sooner.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Nope.
Use pain as a method of playing? No. Doesn't help get me off.
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Yeah, I eat my cum. NO SHAME IN MY GAME.
When was the last time you masturbated? Last night.
Are you wet or hard now? Yes, my cock is getting hard.
Are you going to masturbate now? Gearing up to.
Are you a masturbation addict? No? There are some days though...
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes, very.
How many times have you played with yourself in one day? 9. Can you say MARATHON?
Take it and pass it on.
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